Jun
04
2020
19 posts categorized "PIERS MORGAN"
Feb
14
2018
Feb
02
2018
I'm glad I turned on Twitter I wouldn't want to miss this. pic.twitter.com/vnpYVxZFfW
— Elliott Lusztig (@ezlusztig) February 2, 2018
Whatever you do, DON'T SHARE this image of Piers Morgan interviewing Donald Trump, because it would really make Piers mad.
Sep
27
2017
Steven Segal, who now looks like he's auditioning for a 1938 yellowface Charlie Chan movie, may be the only person more outrageously disingenuous and tone-deaf than Trump, trashing the #TakeTheKnee movement as some kind of insult against the flag while being interviewed live from ... Moscow.
Total nutjob, and Piers Morgan verbally rims him ...
(Video still via Good Morning Britain)
Possibly the most unlikable man on TV, Piers Morgan, made the mistake of whining about people getting political on Facebook. The burn is satisfying, even if it's really just a standard morning-show act ...
Feb
11
2017
Piers Morgan was told to fuck off on Real Time with Bill Maher after defending Donald Trump by claiming the old Hillary as lesser of two evils argument was defensible and by stating “there is no Muslim ban.”
After being told he was sucking up to Trump just because he won The Celebrity Apprentice and enjoys having a famous pal, Morgan called comic Jim Jeffries ridiculous and unpleasant, which did not fly with the audience and ended badly for Piers:
Deliciously, J.K. Rowling tweeted her pleasure at witnessing the smack-down:
Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. https://t.co/4FII8sYmIt
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
Morgan's glass ego forced him to reply:
This is why I've never read a single word of Harry Potter. https://t.co/XUJBMs4KKm
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 11, 2017
Rowling responded with a one-two that will have Morgan smarting for days:
.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
#StillHurts pic.twitter.com/28rUHy2McC
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 11, 2017
By the way: John Waters can fuck off, too. His smarmy, condescending joke at the end of Maher's show reveals a lot about him — that he would mock people for being convinced Trump is bad and that he would suggest what if somehow Trump & Co. made things better, shows he doesn't understand that Trump is already making things worse, aggressively so, for people of color, immigrants, LGBTQ people (it's coming), women seeking abortions and even animals. To suggest liberals might be pleasantly surprised is to pretend all of those people don't count. Very bullshit joke.
(Images via Twitter)
After Piers Morgan — a relentlessly nasty, crooked, muck-raking, dyed-in-the-wool woman hater — mocked Lady Gaga's claims of PTSD (and Madonna's claim, which she has made several times over the years, of having been raped), Gaga shot back that she'd be glad to educated him via interview.
Once they were seemingly in agreement, he then made a smug joke about pressing his meat suit — completely tone-deaf.
While she cautioned she would not do the Q&A if he was going to be like that, it remains to be seen if she'll cancel or go through with it.
Good intentions, but bad idea, IMHO. Why give your enemy the ratings?
Feb
05
2016
Cher and Cher alike. (Video still via Logo)
YES HOMO: Gay Skit Happens is coming to Logo February 8.
Adult virgin Tim Tebow lip syncs “Eye of the Tiger” in a wifebeater.
L.A. getting massive, simultaneous Robert Mapplethorpe exhibits.
Why must sex lubes be tested on helpless animals? Get a sub to do it.
Piers Morgan officially detests older women with breasts.
Mary Fiumara, Prince spaghetti mama, dies @ 88.
It's Prince spaghetti day! (Image via YouTube)
