ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...

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It feels like every time Pietro Boselli wanders in front of a camera, it becomes his hottest shoot yet, no?

More of this BENCH Body shoot by Wong Sim (via Homotrophy) after the jump ...

Above: If you like that pic of Pietro Boselli, you will love the one below.

Below: Keep reading for a mouth-watering pic of Pietro Boselli in his wet undies, the shocking outcome of the Pulse trial, some crazy abs, JJ Totah on Champions, Stacey Dash: quitter, the worst RuPaul's Drag Race song ever, Milo's troubles, Trump's bogus wall, Jim Carrey's latest Trump portrait, Stephon Clark's autopsy results, a departing out politician and even more Roseanne sturm und drang..

(Image via Instagram @yamamayofficial)

More of Pietro below, along with Rex Reed's latest embarrassing review, Mariah's new/old Top 10 smash, and news about eight former child actors who've now alleged Gary Goddard abused them ...

The strip-naked-in-a-laundromat routine has been done 1,000 times, but never by Pietro Boselli.

Until now.

Keep reading to watch this tease strip and to check out more of the day's hottest links, including Sex and the City 3 news, a nude pro jock, a review of the Golden Girls Café and more ...

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Rosie no: Comic denies she's Bannon-to-be (Video still via ABC)

Calm down — Rosie O'Donnell tweets that the rumor of her playing Steve Bannon is just “an alternate fact.”

@2020fight - no - that's an alternate fact - someone tweeted it as an idea - after Melissa was so brilliant ... just a funny idea #truth

— ROSIE (@Rosie) February 7, 2017

Trump randomly declares that the media is deliberately covering up terrorist attacks — that never happened.

Pietro Boselli (Image by Wong Sim for Bench)

Adrian Grenier whacks off on web cam. (Work Unfriendly) Pietro Boselli in Filippino underwear. Chris Pratt in GOTG2.

Where it's Pratt! (Video still via Disney)

Kylie Minogue defeats Kylie Jenner in trademark war. Plus, did she pay $10K for Joshua Sasse's hair transplants? (Pay for mine!)

A 19-year-old had sex with a 14-year-old (GASP.), got 5 to 15 for statutory rape, but it was swapped for probation — if he has no sex until marriage.

Cody Duane Scott Herrera (Image via Crime Watch Daily)

President Obama had a blast on his first post-presidency vacay with Richard Branson.

(Image by Jack Brockway via Richard Branson)

Watch video of Obama's water sports (hey, Trump's not the only one) after the jump ...