Wear, oh, wear ... (All images by Ollie Ali for Petra Design)

Whatever Petra Design paid Pietro Boselli to model their latest swimwear, it wasn't enough ...

ABOVE: This is a pose I could get behind.

PART 2: Also ABOVE, looks like his Pose co-star had the same impulse!

BELOW: Keep reading for Fauci's Trump-suction, gray-haired Pietro Boselli, the Tumblr-izing of Instagram and more ...

ABOVE: Hangin' out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt-baring Bachelorette brah, Bloomberg and Klobuchar on the rise, Luke Evans shows off his BF and more ...

ABOVE: Leg gay.

BELOW: Pietro Boselli's unreal ass, black activists skirmish online, SNL hired an outright racist homophobe and more ...

If I take several seats, can one be his? (Image via video still)

ABOVE: He's connected to the Taylor Swift story below.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pietro's public service, a Kennedy O.D., Taylor inspiring the Polish gays and more ...

ABOVE: Front and, roughly, center.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pietro Boselli's end gaze, Trump Photoshopping his stubs, an ex-gay asks where the beef is and more ...

ABOVE: This guy's art is hot stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nyle DiMarco squatting, a madman who broke a woman's spine on the NYC subway over a same-sex peck, Trumps odds of doing hard time and more ...

ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...