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Rosie no: Comic denies she's Bannon-to-be (Video still via ABC)

Calm down — Rosie O'Donnell tweets that the rumor of her playing Steve Bannon is just “an alternate fact.”

@2020fight - no - that's an alternate fact - someone tweeted it as an idea - after Melissa was so brilliant ... just a funny idea #truth

— ROSIE (@Rosie) February 7, 2017

Trump randomly declares that the media is deliberately covering up terrorist attacks — that never happened.

Pietro Boselli (Image by Wong Sim for Bench)

Adrian Grenier whacks off on web cam. (Work Unfriendly) Pietro Boselli in Filippino underwear. Chris Pratt in GOTG2.

Where it's Pratt! (Video still via Disney)

Kylie Minogue defeats Kylie Jenner in trademark war. Plus, did she pay $10K for Joshua Sasse's hair transplants? (Pay for mine!)

A 19-year-old had sex with a 14-year-old (GASP.), got 5 to 15 for statutory rape, but it was swapped for probation — if he has no sex until marriage.

Cody Duane Scott Herrera (Image via Crime Watch Daily)

President Obama had a blast on his first post-presidency vacay with Richard Branson.

(Image by Jack Brockway via Richard Branson)

Watch video of Obama's water sports (hey, Trump's not the only one) after the jump ...

(Image via Instagram @pietroboselli)

 

 Pietro Boselli by Tom Shirmacher for GQ (January 2017) is a sight for whore eyes.

(Video still via YouTube @ Pietro Boselli)

The model's new fitness video is informative as hell, but is that really why you're watching?

Keep reading to see every square inch of him being pulled, pushed, prodded and stretched ...

(Image by Kyle Szarzy via BosGuy.com)

Here's at least four things to do in Boston!

Review of Dear Evan Hansen on Broadway. 

Trump selects buffoon — who recently admitted he couldn't handle a government job — as HUD Secretary: Ben Carson. (Get why?)

Dems plan to delay, delay, delay all of Trump's Cabinet picks. Remember Merrick Garland? Federal judge orders immediate recount of Michigan.

Guess one way for Trump to get people behind him is intentionally starting a Cold War with China. Or a hot one?

Pietro can't stop revealing himself on Instagram. (Image via Instagram @pietroboselli)

After the jump, Pietro Boselli (above), shows you his manhood without actually showing it ...

Reminder: She is FORTY-SEVEN. (Video still via Huffington Post)

Heather Graham wants  “a president that didn't sexually harass any women, y'know?”

Trump's final campaign spot is dark, foreboding, hints at global conspiracy, dog-whistles anti-Semitism.

Married gay Trump supporters were among those who beat up a protester in Reno falsely accused of being armed.

Tom Daley squirms in a micro-Speedo.

Disgraced ex-Republican Rep. Aaron Schock spotted in the happiest gayest place on earth: WeHo.

VIDEO: Pietro Boselli demos how to remove a shirt.

Take it off! Put it back on! Take it back off! (Image via Model.com)