ABOVE: I'm surprised Andrew Shue is the most famous cuckold at the moment. He seems the ideal man.

BELOW: Keep reading for a baseball playing coming out, Marj calling for a second civil war, Biden in Ukraine and more ...

ABOVE: He's got the look.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wild pair, Biden's SOTU slam-dunk, fights about how gay to be and more ...

ABOVE: Gay history, baby! (Come follow me on IG.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Brittney Griner, Joe Lando, Cardi B, Kanye West and a trans school board member heading for recess ...

ABOVE: Do you remember handsome Christopher Connelly?

BELOW: Why Zac Efron didn't look like Zac Efron for a bit, remembering the Queen, Steve Bannon gives himself up and more  ...

ABOVE: Timeless.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, the hypocritical GOP rep who voted against same-sex marriage and then attended his son's same-sex wedding, Jared Kushner's brush with death and more ...

ABOVE: It's Ponyboy's Ponybutt for me.

BELOW:  Keep reading for the best way to fight homophobia, why Saudi Arabia can't handle West Side Story, a dad who belongs in the parent-of-a-gay-man Hall of Fame and more ...

ABOVE: Gus Kenworthy is giving Prada.

BELOW: The Men of West Hollywood (no, it's not a dating app suggestion for newly single Shawn Mendes), Boebert continues to disgrace the U.S., tidbits about those Martin & Lewis nudes and more ...

Would you eat-in at a restaurant with this notice posted? pic.twitter.com/9ws8ZayPoC

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) October 29, 2021

 

ABOVE: I wouldn't. (Thanks to a friend for the snap, taken at NYC's Red Flame Diner on W. 44th.) Follow me on Twitter.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of an anti-gay Covidiot, fun with plastic surgery, a Southwest pilot declares his allegiance to Trump and more ...