ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.
ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.
ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.
Where bothsidesism goes to cry. (Image via video stills)
These women are both famous for crying.
The one on the left sobbed when Hillary Clinton lost. She was crying because a first woman president did not materialize in spite of getting way more votes than a fascist wannabe. For this, she was widely mocked meme.
The one on the right sobbed Wednesday morning when Joe Biden was actually sworn in. She was crying because — as a QAnon believer — she was shocked that countless high-profile Democrats were not raped, arrested and/or murdered on live TV by Trump, as Q had promised.
So don't ever talk to be about both sides being the fucking same.
In case you have not seen the sobbing QAnon lady, watch:
President Biden at the signing ceremony, immediately after being sworn in. (Image via video still)
Inauguration Day went off without a hitch!
Some of the most memorable moments:
Biden's Speech
At just over 20 minutes, Biden's speech was delivered passionately and with clarity. The guy with the stutter who's been accused of having dementia knocked it out of the park — and spit poetry at the end:
Musical Performances
Lady Gaga (looking like a human Capitol of some sort — very operatic), J.Lo and Garth Brooks delivered the national anthem, “This Land Is Your Land”/“America the Beautiful”/“Let's Get Loud” (cheeky) and “Amazing Grace,” respectively. And respectfully:
The Actual Swearing-In Ceremonies
Biden and Harris were sworn in, and while that part of the ceremony was — as always — short and sweet, both were momentous:
National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman's Speech
Stirring up many emotions, young National Youth Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman made a huge impression with her words:
Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) Delivers Opening Remarks
Klobuchar was sensational in her duties leading the ceremony's opening remarks, and speaking throughout:
Bye, now!
46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)
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