ABOVE: Red alert!

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of a Mr. Universe, Trump's circling the drain, Hollywood's BIGGEST and (smallest) dicks and more ...

ABOVE: (Very) Happy Boxing Day!

BELOW: Trump visits the troops, Adam Lambert Cher-enades a national institution, hottest male booty in the movies, the kid raised with a cow and more ...

Human garbage Kim Davis is losing her race in Kentucky. The virulently gay bridge-troll has traveled to Romania to talk up her beliefs about jailing gay people, so this is a nice win.

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: And she's got good advice, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on Austin Wolf, Trump trying to eradicate trans, Blanchett on straights playing gays, midterms mania and more ...

ABOVE: Guiding light.

BELOW: Keep reading for an adult baby on TV, more Saudi fallout, Elizabeth Warren vindicated (not that it will help), a book of rape jokes, Tab has gone missing, Nick Jonas's good deed and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Leg day!

BELOW: Keep reading for Nick Champa's chassis, Trump's childish 60 Minutes taunts, gay and straight on a date and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Steven on the beach.

BELOW: Keep reading for a response from the #HimToo poster boy, Nikki Haley's surprise resignation, Trump's apology to Kavanaugh, Kanye's next White House appointment, a Shameless departure, hot guys galore and more ...