ABOVE: Not Batts at all ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the tattooed man, Andy Cohen's baby, a new Trump investigation and more ...

ABOVE: That golden glow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of a young gay man lost to cancer, good news out of Africa, a provocative new gay short and more ...

ABOVE: Red alert!

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of a Mr. Universe, Trump's circling the drain, Hollywood's BIGGEST and (smallest) dicks and more ...

ABOVE: (Very) Happy Boxing Day!

BELOW: Trump visits the troops, Adam Lambert Cher-enades a national institution, hottest male booty in the movies, the kid raised with a cow and more ...

Human garbage Kim Davis is losing her race in Kentucky. The virulently gay bridge-troll has traveled to Romania to talk up her beliefs about jailing gay people, so this is a nice win.

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

ABOVE: And she's got good advice, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on Austin Wolf, Trump trying to eradicate trans, Blanchett on straights playing gays, midterms mania and more ...

ABOVE: Guiding light.

BELOW: Keep reading for an adult baby on TV, more Saudi fallout, Elizabeth Warren vindicated (not that it will help), a book of rape jokes, Tab has gone missing, Nick Jonas's good deed and much, much more ...