ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Nothing but blue skies.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked soldiers, spanking a homophobe, Ruby Rose flies the coop and more ...

ABOVE: Smuggler's blews.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Meloni's bush, bulges galore, a lesbian love trove and more ...

ABOVE: Meet fitness model Josh Riquelme.

BELOW: Keep reading for ungodly-hot models, Mike Ruiz on his dream shoot, Drs. Phil & Oz fighting to get you killed dead and more ...

ABOVE: Instagram peek-a-booty.

BELOW: Keep reading for lifeguards in love, hydroxychloroquine questions, Trump the King of Us All, Steve Grand's jockstrap workout and more ...

ABOVE: Well, the name of the magazine is Yup.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy-as-hell tennis jock, Chris Cuomo's COVID-19 diagnosis, Trump called out by a Republican governor and more ...

ABOVE: Lovely Dirk Bogarde and other b'days of March 28. Follows? Here!

BELOW: Keep reading for a stripping Will & Grace actor and screenwriter, the increasing deaths of young and healthy people due to COVID-19, Trump's Michigan vendetta and more ...

ABOVE: Past porn idol Shawn Mayotte has a great account, and has a juicy memoir coming. He's a rare survivor of a period when anything went. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay nurse who died because Trump won't help NY state with medical supplies, the Kentucky right-winger who apparently hopes the House of Representatives will get sick and die en masse, hot movie actors, Chrissy Teigen's courtroom drama and more ...