ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 56th to Kamala!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's sexual encounters with men and dildos, a hot actor coming out, Trump's abysmal campaign and many more  ...

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— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) October 15, 2020

ABOVE: She “ain't goin' to play with these hos” is Lincoln Project material.

BELOW: Keep reading for the queer candidates fighting for our rights, more Biden polling bonanzas (not to mention a record-breaking cash haul), Kamala on the fly and more ...

ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: My thighs adored ya ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the 17-year mystery of a trans activist's murder, a brutal take-down of Lindsey Graham, Kate McKinnon's hilarity and more ...

ABOVE: Pence is full of shit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Typhoid Trumpy petulantly refusing to debate Biden virtually, Chris Evans showing off almost every inch of his body, Buttigieg murders Fox News and more ...

ABOVE: Sun's out ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of Eddie Van Halen, those arresting McCloskeys and Trump's swirl down the drain ...

My hard drive died — the day I was set to go online and order my new iMac. Because of that, I'm operating in a limited capacity for a brief spell ...

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for ...