ABOVE: I'm a *little* bitter that Andrew is the best-looking person I actually know — and has only gotten better.

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ABOVE: Drawn to him.

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ABOVE: Jamie Lee Curtis honored her mom Janet Leigh at the Halloween Kills premiere. Brilliant. Now do Josephine!

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ABOVE: Timothée Chalamet unveils his Wonka look.

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Gr8erDays on IG's Mantique of the Day for October 10 is Scott Bakula, who yesterday blew out some candles while you dreamed of blowing him.

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ABOVE: Guys, I'm out of here — I have been chosen.

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ABOVE: Let's play statue!

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ABOVE: I secreted a picture of Sting in his Dune scanties under my bed as a teen.

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