ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of himself. I say he has good taste.

BELOW: Keep reading for Buttiegieg's chances of winning the presidency, another tragic LGBTQ youth suicide, Kevin McHale's break-out moment and more ..

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

Male order (Image via collection of Matthew Rettenmund)

I love this long, detailed post about the history of Gay Bob, the world's first queer doll. I owned one (as an adult, when it was already a collector's item) and wish I'd held onto it.

ABOVE: If he insists.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kit Harington GoSSIP, death of a Mary Tyler Moore cast member, body positivity shoot and more ...

Brunette ambition! (Images via Universal & Instagram)

Earlier today, Madonna unveiled a hot trailer for her next album. Entitled Madame X, its namesake is a new, Dita Parlo-like persona she's dreamed up — but is there any connection to the 1966 Lana Turner tearjerker?

Check out my loving remembrance of that film here!

Debbie does aerobics! (Image via video still)

Several of the older ladies (to be fair, Teri Garr was in her damn thirties at the time) of Do It Debbie's Way are still with us. More about this kitch classique here.