ABOVE: Take it o— oh, you're already doing it.

BELOW: Gym jock flashes, Stormy weathered Trump for all of two minutes, murderous nuns exposed, gay-hustler flick too dark for Cannes, Kevin McHale's rockin' bod, and more ...  

ABOVE: Dante Martin's account is always backed up.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, gay news, Janet Jackson's first time, Milo Yiannopoulos's delicious tears, and more ...

Above: To me, he's gotta be best in show!

Below: Keep reading for the Walking Dead gay-porn affair, a Will & Grace gag reel, a hysterical drag parody of the news, and more ...

Above: Glancing about architecture.

Below: Keep reading for the queering of Westworld, a way to find LGBTQ docs, shirtless hottie of the day, Hillary Clinton's New York gubernatorial endorsement, Madonna's daughter's striking new poses, and more ...

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— David Mack (@davidmackau) May 24, 2017

This photo is instantly iconic.

Above: Sally Field tells it like it is regarding Hillary's likability: “She's not running to be everybody's friend. She's running to be the President of the United States.”

NYC's landmark Waldorf Astoria will close in 2017 so it can be turned into condos.

Fire Dept. EMT proposed to her GF at NYC Pride March; I later heard her exclaiming to everyone, She said yes!"

You can almost see up this dude's running shorts. Sorry if you like shaved pits—don't click here.

The Pope says Catholics oughtta apologize for how gays have been treated, but he's still anti-quality. Period.

Federal judge: Mississippi clerks may not deny people same-sex marriage licenses out of personal religious concerns.

 

Pope Francis downplays significance of Bernie Sanders meeting https://t.co/PAJ5W50c88 pic.twitter.com/ylRTWE2bQO

— HuffPost Politics (@HuffPostPol) April 17, 2016

The Pope is flustered by his five-minute forced greeting with Bernie. The Pope had at first declined to meet Bernie, citing a trip to Lesbos.

Trey Gowdy and his fellow Republican goons are planning to issue their report on Benghazi, probably before the conventions. Nothing to see here.

Mariah Carey will film her wedding to Aussie billionaire James Packer, air it on her reality series Mariah's World. If you had a billion, would you mess around like this?

What type of homosexual are you? Conveniently, there are dozens of unflattering varieties from which to choose.

First report of Zika virus being transmitted via unprotected anal sex. Everything's bigger in Texas, even potential pandemics.

You know who isn't a big fan of Kendall Jenner's Calvin Klein ads? Um, Calvin Klein. He digs Bieber's, though.

 

The #purposetour will reveal @justinbieber as you’ve never seen him before. Calvin Klein will be there. Will you? #mycalvins Photographed by @tobinyelland.

A photo posted by Calvin Klein (@calvinklein) on Mar 10, 2016 at 1:35pm PST

I hope Frankie Zulferino's “Like a Prayer” cover was playing when Madonna and Rocco reunited. Beautiful rendition by a beautiful ex-boy bander.

Shermanesque Paul Ryan seems to acknowledge Republican convention will be contested, flatly rejects calls for him to run.

Everybody seems to agree that Bernie's trip to the Vatican is a yuge mistake.

 

#TBT in the sun on the beach!! Can't wait for our "baecation" this summer!

A photo posted by Kordale N Kaleb (@kordalenkaleb) on Mar 10, 2016 at 12:20pm PST

Gone-viral hot gay dads who broke up... are now expecting baby #5! They're not just the best gay dads, they're the most.

Bryan Adams cancels MS gig over state's idiotic anti-LGBT law. It's fun to have an '80s flashback, but not 1880s.

Carmen Carrera tells Plus Magazine she tried not to be “overly Laverne Cox” about discussing transitioning with others. That should go over well.

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