ABOVE: Totally awesome '80s.

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ABOVE: Carry a big stick. More: HERE.

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ABOVE: Thigh. I mean ... sigh.

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ABOVE: He'll tumble 4 ya!

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Prince Harry is the smarter royal brother.

Today, he and his wife Meghan — who has been savaged in the British press — are announcing that they're stepping back from senior-royal duties, will be living in the UK and in North America, and are launching a charitable endeavor.

They'll also be working on being financially independent.

It's almost like this is what happens when your mom is hounded to death ...

Above: Cameron Dallas hits as many gay fetishes in one pic as he can.

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Above: Todd Sanfield only shot once in 2017, but he's back with a vengeance in 2018.

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