ABOVE: I'm in shock Ricky Martin's twins are old enough to grow a mustache.

BELOW: Jonathan Majors and Ben Aldridge spreading their legs, a Black queer comic, the worst possible result for a lesbian mom seeking custory and more ...

Can you name all the musical women on this 1981 Toshiba EMI promotional poster?! I'll post the key later. pic.twitter.com/QtblgLfFf7

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 9, 2022

ABOVE: Take a stab, and do follow me on Twitter. (Answers here.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan O'Brien, Marlon Brando and Chris Evans hotness; Garland promising January 6 will be avenged; Trump raging at windmills and more  ...

ABOVE: Taron Egerton submits.

BELOW: Canadian politician bares all on Zoom, Scott Rudin sees everyone's point about him, Adam Yang continues to be ODD and more ...

ABOVE: Nick Sandell, every day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos doing the ruff work, Oklahoma legalizing murder, gay DC Comics and more ...

Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.

Below: Keep reading for desert abs, Lea DeLaria's horny autumn years, a tribute to Shane, Gus Kenworthy's big achievement, a disgusting Friends story, and more ...

AUSSIE NOT AFRAID OF SHARKS ... OR COUGARS: See above.

GUS IS “HEAD OVER HEELS” FOR MATTHEW: Pictures or it didn't happen! (Plus, body-confidence pep talk.)

HAIR TODAY: 

http://gaydreams.tumblr.com/post/147293676665/beardburnme-finishing-the-day-by-the-pool

BULGING WITH TALENT: Love to match Witts with David.

BUNCH PRETTY GUYS: Including Garrett Neff's freshly-bared butt.

(Image by Peter Ash Lee for Vogue Korea)

BARE WEEK: Broadway Bares vet James Tabeek lounges in the raw.

EXPRESS YOUR SELFIE: 

http://prayforprada.tumblr.com/post/147293773893

ARMED: Blond dude with nice limbs.

LOVE A MAN IN UNIFORM?: Prince William obliges.

FUN IN THE SUN WITH RICKY MARTIN:

 

#RockyBeach #sunkissed

A photo posted by Ricky (@ricky_martin) on Jul 9, 2016 at 7:38pm PDT

ABOVE — Janet Jackson posts tribute video in honor of Pulse victims: “Shoulda Known Better” that uses Obama's recent gun-control remarks.

Prince William has become the first British royal to grant an interview to a gay magazine—Attitude, which is losing its editor in a month. (Will miss his work!)

(Image via Attitude)

Hillary speaks with Telemundo: Her heart goes out to Orlando, plans a visit, says Trump is unfit to serve, reiterates gun-control stance, talks about Russian hackers.

(Video still via Telemundo)

Hillary Clinton wins the final Democratic primary: Washington D.C. Former Sen. Larry Pressler (R-South Dakota): “I can't believe I'm endorsing Hillary Clinton for president.”

Donald Trump posted a hollow shout-out to his LGBT supporters. God, these people commenting should be denied gay sex: 

Orlando Chick-Fil-A workers give free chicken out on Sunday following terror attack ... but the company contributes to the oppression that helps cause anti-LGBT violence.

One-trick pony

Sexy boner-juggler Jamie Stroud is sexy porn actor Chip Tanner.

Steve Wiles, a Democratic drag queen turned anti-gay Republican, loses NC primary.

Clay Aiken in close NC primary race—leading by less than 1%.

Daddy: The Movie producer dating 22-y.o. Derrick Gordon.

South Africa wages war on anti-gay and gender-based violence.

3-minute time-lapse film of L.A. is breathtaking. 

Rather amazing short film on female body hair.

Philly man beaten to death by Grindr trick.

James St. James's open letter to freed killer Michael Alig.

Click here if you care about queer books.

Anti-feminist Shailene Woodley is incest-curious.

Donald Sterling's side-piece V Stiviano is a grifter.

Willow Smith, 13, in bed with actor, 20. Just...in bed.

Dustin Lance Black will speak at alma mater after all.

Madonna's crazy? Prince won't even swear anymore!

Obama & Dems' polling ticks upward.

“Gone” was for Michael Jackson, not *NSYNC.

Prince William flew coach.

Jon Hamm worked in the porn biz, calls it “soul-crushing.”