ABOVE: Don't assume your baby will grow up straight!

Bonus ad! I used to have this mag; I found it as a 20-year-old ... somewhere? (Image via vintage cover)

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's queer explosion, climate-change nightmare, some feel-good news about a nude stage act and more ...

ABOVE: Holy crap, Tom Jones turned EIGHTY.

BELOW: Justice Smith comes out, Madonna marches for Black Lives Matter, Beyoncé and Katy Perry liven up grad night, Gaga hits #1 (again) and more ...

ABOVE: Washing that man right outta his hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's loony Fox call, Luke Evans's new album, a Russian man accused of child sexual assault for talking to kids about being gay and more ...

ABOVE: A brand-new Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Riverdale's VPL, dirty Rudy Giuliani, Trump has lost his appeal (I'll say) and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering a great swinger!

BELOW: Keep reading for just how gay Avengers: Endgame really is, Kamala on race, Pete's good points and more ...

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Star Magazine tried to guess what Madonna might look like at 60 in a Grant Wood-inspired illustration 30 years ago — and they were pretty far off. Hell, they even missed the mark on Sean Penn, who they envisioned as a bit of a James Cromwell type.

Above: Gettin' it done? More like undone.

Below: Keep reading for a young actor's coming-out video, Zac Efron's bro-love, Madonna in good form, Morrissey's latest gross comments, free Amy Schumer tix and more ...

Above: Joe Putgnano straddles the line between good taste and tastes good.

Below: Keep reading for Russell Tovey's fiancé's impressive porn past, who Charlie Carver's kissing, a firing of an anti-gay Teen Mom dad, Adam Rippon/Gus Kenworthy/Matthew Wilkas together and more ...