Too bad the days don't line up as well as his hand does to his junk.

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ABOVE: There's a pubic hair in my Coke. But it's okay.

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David Vance, who's been shooting guys for over 45 years, has two ambitious — and sexy — book projects worthy of your attention: Private Performances and Men and Water, his thirteenth and fourteenth works. Check them out here.

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