Pic from an earlier cruise, possibly pre-pandemic (Image via Trip Advisor)

The Delice Party Cruise — apparently a gay party boat — sank off Puerto Vallarta on New Year's Eve.

The vessel sank slowly, according to one gay patron (who flew in a pandemic from Chicago to Puerto Vallarta to ride on a packed party ship, so, yeah), and reports state that none of the 60 or so people involved were injured, let alone drowned.