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Where bothsidesism goes to cry. (Image via video stills)

These women are both famous for crying.

The one on the left sobbed when Hillary Clinton lost. She was crying because a first woman president did not materialize in spite of getting way more votes than a fascist wannabe. For this, she was widely mocked meme.

The one on the right sobbed Wednesday morning when Joe Biden was actually sworn in. She was crying because — as a QAnon believer — she was shocked that countless high-profile Democrats were not raped, arrested and/or murdered on live TV by Trump, as Q had promised.

So don't ever talk to be about both sides being the fucking same.

In case you have not seen the sobbing QAnon lady, watch:

Note: The witness here joined Twitter in January 2021, so could be anybody. (Image via Twitter)

There is mounting evidence that the so-called Bullhorn Lady of the Capitol uprising — a mouthy woman who admitted she knew the inside of the Capitol from having been there herself — could be IDed as Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-Colorado) mother, Shawna Bentz.

It's been put forward that the pink hat lady directing people where exactly to go in the Capitol building was Lauren Boebert's mother.

What do you think? I know there's video of her, gonna try to find it so I can listen to the voice. pic.twitter.com/4mfxUSLpEE

— Currahee 🇺🇲 (@DCurrahee) January 16, 2021

This thread asks the question. Boebert denies it, saying her mom was in town, but at a secure location that was not inside the Capitol — and that her staff had eyes on Bentz at all times.

If that isn't her mom, why is it that the woman had been inside the Capitol before, and was barking out orders? When was she in there?

I wonder if Lauren Boebert and her mother is under FBI surveillance?

Is the woman in the pink hat calling out the directions at The Capitol on the megaphone lauren boebert mother???pic.twitter.com/xfks6t855E

— 🦊 (@F0XRIDER2020) January 16, 2021

Shawna may well not be that woman (but man alive, it's close ...), but she is this racist broad:

Lauren Boebert Thread 2:

Lauren Boebert’s mom, Shawn Bentz, posted a racist “things we hate” video rant complaining about “Mexicans” blasting “that hat music” from “lowrider truck[s].” pic.twitter.com/6z5XnvvITg

— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) January 14, 2021

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