ABOVE: Do you remember handsome Christopher Connelly?
ABOVE: Do you remember handsome Christopher Connelly?
ABOVE: All hail the unfairly maligned Bond.
BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of Sylvester, Dr. Oz's latest low blow, when Elvis's pelvis erupted ...
ABOVE: Everyone's in Puerto Vallarta or Tulum or Hawaii. Instagram says so.
ABOVE: One of Tom's (many, many) men.
ABOVE: We can work it out.
ABOVE: Not your father's robe. (Though those can be fun, too.)