ABOVE: When yer abs have abs.

BELOW: Keep reading for some 1984 azz, two sad deaths, R. Kelley's ex speaking out and more ...

ABOVE: There's a pubic hair in my Coke. But it's okay.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump getting nailed by Mueller, the new Elvis, a dude getting his butt shaved and more ...

ABOVE: Hey, I can look like that guy. I just have to hurry up and start working out 30 years ago.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy on the beach, Acosta resigning, Judith Light on why she loves us and more ...

ABOVE: The look of you-love-this.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Schock's sweetheart deal, Bolsonaro's fixation on gay sex, the death of artist Hamlet and more ...

ABOVE: This old thing?

BELOW: Hot-as-hell wrestler, Golden Girls man-niversary, art world divorce and more ...

(Image via leaked Interscope video/Billboard)

Overnight, Lady Gaga did the right thing, explicitly apologizing for her extremely ill-advised collaboration with R. Kelly several years ago. Though even then his penchant for underage girls was known by absolutely everyone, her team steered her wrong, and she is now taking responsibility in a thorough and very public way ...

ABOVE: Universal appeal.

BELOW: Trump's wall fail, jock flashed under his towel (another one!), gay hustler goes straight and more ...

ABOVE: I recall Hornet low-key mocking me for being the first to point out how hot Sen. Doug Jones's zookeeper son Carson was; I had gotten lots of traffic from posting pics from Carson's account, and their piece chided those of us who framed him as our thirst trap. And now?

BELOW: Globes fallout, Chalamet's harness, Whishaw on gay actors in straight roles, Wilson Cruz's power thighs and more ...