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Joe Jonas gets stuck in front of his wife. (Image via Instagram)

EXTRATV: Stars getting their COVID-19 shots.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Arkansas is now trying to make it so that teachers can refer to trans students by whichever gender the teacher chooses — and by their birth names. No personal determination at all.

HUFF POST: Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina) sounds incredulous over Sen. Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia) saying he won't do anything to fix the filibuster, even if it means no action can be taken on voting rights:

He said ... that January 6th changed him. Well, it changed me as well. I want to remind him of what some of those insurrectionists were saying to those African American law officers who were out there. One man talking about how many times he was called the N-word. I want to know, how does that man compromise in such a situation? How would he have me compromise in such a situation?

THE HILL: The House Ethics Committee has opened a probe into Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) over allegations he paid for sex and slept with a 17-year-old, among other alleged wrongdoing.

GR8ERDAYS: It's always entertaining to hear who Leslie Jordan has met!

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Via W42: Brandon Elliot, 38, was arrested on suspicion of uttering anti-Asian remarks while beating and stomping an elderly Asian woman in NYC this week.

In 2019, Elliot was paroled after serving 17 years. His crime? Stabbing his own mother to death.

Maybe he shouldn't have been out, and also, maybe we need to come up with a better way to handle people who commit violent crimes than locking them up for 17 years and then pooping them back onto the streets.

Another twist in the case is the rumor that he had been living in a hotel provided to homeless people during COVID-19, a hot-button NIMBY issue in NYC.