ABOVE: This CEO — who flew to the Capitol insurrection on a private jet — expects a pardon.

BELOW: Keep reading for Animal-Print Karen's racist past, a Bronx eatery that doesn't want the gays, Jinkx gets married and more ...

ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

ABOVE: Coitus never fails.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Kamala Vogue kerfuffle, the shirtless fisherman reelin' 'em in on social media, more calls for Trump's resignation and more ...

“How is one girl accusing a guy about a phone a crime?” (Image via video still)

Miya Ponsetto, 22, who was seen on video physically attacking a 14-year-old kid after wrongfully accusing him of stealing her iPhone, has been arrested.

Just before her arrest, she was interviewed by Gayle King. In that interview, she snaps at Gayle (“Enough!”) and barely admits she did anything wrong.

She's a fucking monster, through and through, and entitled to the core. Who wears a DADDY cap for their TV interview ...

Family album (Images via family photo & video still)

Nothin' to see here, just a young woman calling out her white mom for getting into a melee with a Black woman after having tsk-tsked BLM rallies as potentially violent ...

ABOVE: Looking ahead to 2024.

BELOW: Almost all the talk is of how to get rid of Trump quickly, legally and forever, but  ...

Historian of coups and right-wing authoritarians here. If there are not severe consequences for every lawmaker & Trump govt official who backed this, every member of the Capitol Police who collaborated with them, this "strategy of disruption" will escalate in 2021

— Ruth Ben-Ghiat (@ruthbenghiat) January 7, 2021

ABOVE: She is right. I remain hopeful that the insurrectionists will be brought to justice.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest, especially regarding the insurrectionist coup attempt on Wednesday ...

ABOVE: If you kinda love it, it's by Theodore Johansson, and he's got an Etsy.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out gay rugby player, 12 seditious senators, Busy's child comes out as gay and more ...