ABOVE: I'll take a six-pack!

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ABOVE: Summer's so close to ending you can see it coming.

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ABOVE: His good side.

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ABOVE: Muscle Beach lives!

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ABOVE: Beware the snake on the ass.

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ABOVE: Hangin' out. Well, practically!

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I doubt her parents cost you a thing compared to Trump's golfing vacations. (Image via video still)

Some of the comments on this video are chilling. The child is deeply bereft; she is parentless because of Trump's for-show immigration policy. Even if you don't favor amnesty, even if you take a hard line on immigration, how can you not have a heart for the sadness deportations are causing? ...

ABOVE: Net gain.

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