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This year was an ASSTASTIC one for TV and cinema, and below are some of Mr. Man's favorite moments ...

The time has come for Mr. Man's favorite yearly tradition: Counting down the Top 10 Naked Scenes from TV and movies.  Feast your eyes on some of Hollywood’s finest man meat ...

ABOVE: Fleshback!

BELOW: Keep reading for a new threat to Nashville's gay bars, a Bill & Hill bomb scare, Ryan Murphy's act of kindness in honor of his now-healthy son, the Mega Millions winner, some prime beef from the past and much, much more ...

Rami Malek — Oscar-bound? (Image via 20th Century Fox)

Bohemian Rhapsody is a well-made, watchable enough record of one of the most popular rock bands of all time, but it never rises above being a standard-issue biopic to become a great film imbued with the great drama of a great life.

The first clue that the film wasn't going to be the balls-out Freddie Mercury story so many were hoping for had to be the title — it's not called Mercury, after all, and that's because, as a project on which the surviving members of Queen collaborated, it's more a legacy-solidifying reminder of the band's accomplishments and a mere teaser of what may have made its dynamic lead singer tick.

In short, it's all just a bit too authorized.

ABOVE: Going his way?

BELOW: Male model heaven, jocks in suits, Hunnam & Malek's booty power, Trump's star gets barred, Kavanaugh's popularity dives, Florida candidate's supporter goes full-on racist, out wrestler expresses his happiness and much, much more ...

Rami Malek is playing Freddie Mercury in the Bryan Singer-directed Bohemian Rhapsody, which promises to put the flamboyant singer's private life and storied career under the microscope.

Now, Entertainment Weekly debuts the first look at Malek in Mercury drag.

Keep reading ...

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

Ian McKellen: “I think gay men are more masculine than straight men.”

Hillary & Tim push back on health conspiracy theories as Hillary coughs her way through Labor Day, dammit.

Trump blatantly lies in first-ever comment on Pam Bondi bribery scandal. His history of corruption = mind-boggling.

The failure to cover Trump-Bondi is probably the biggest omission in NYT presidential coverage. And its a BFD https://t.co/yNCwsCfrU5

— Rick Hasen (@rickhasen) September 4, 2016

His thighs adored you. His third leg won't put you to sleep. (Work Unfriendly) Rami Malek's behind. (Same)

Watch a hot dude experiencing a bidet.

Mario Lopez revisits his most famous role.

.@MarioLopezExtra surprises guests at "Saved by the Bell" theme restaurant: https://t.co/9StMcLjgiC #SBTB pic.twitter.com/tbuFS1Sxq5

— ExtraTV (@extratv) September 4, 2016