ABOVE: Catching up on celeb b'days. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Spanish porn scandal, FraternityX sexualizing COVID-19, Bryan Hawn goes full-Trump, full-racist and more ...

ABOVE: To prove that I like faces, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Flash-er, Trump's new spox, Trump's stake in hydroxychloroquine, COVID-19 dunces who got the disease and more ...

Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 22, 2020

Unfortunately, he is doing well. I write that because this heartless, Ayn Randist, Libertarian bastard voted against COVID-19 relief just last week!

Meanwhile, Paul lunched on Friday with a bunch of GOP senators, including Mitt Romney, who is dithering as to whether he should self-quarantine. Uh, dude, yeah, you're supposed to!

Here's Mitt Romney telling reporters that a group of senators had lunch with Rand Paul on Friday and he's now seeking advice as to whether he should self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/Y0uuww7rYe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 22, 2020

ABOVE: It's okay to go out, within reason.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wrestler marrying his boyfriend, Trump insisting on being a racist douchebag, a hilarious way for gay men to say hello during the COVID-19 scare and more ...

ABOVE: Blue him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, Trump's racist chant, Valerie Harper's GoFundMe and more ...

ABOVE: Luke Evans is F hot, and wants to remind us of that. Noted!

BELOW: Keep reading for cute guys, GLOW's Florian, that history-making Beyoncé cover, Sheriff Joe Arpaio on getting a BJ from Trump, and more ...

UPDATE: Shooter IDed as 66-year-old man. Is this his FB page? Trump announces shooter is dead.

Via Huff Post: GOP House Whip Steve Scalise (R-Louisiana) and three others were shot by a lone gunman at a GOP baseball practice early Wednesday morning.

The gunman, described as a white male, opened fire on a group of lawmakers and Capitol Police, shooting Scalise in the hip.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), who was at the event, described a scene in which Scalise, shot and bleeding, crawled in the dirt to escape the gunfire.

Paul said “nobody would've survived” had Capitol Police not been there.

The event for which the men were practicing is an annual game pitting Republicans vs. Democrats, and has been going on since 1909. The tradition of people getting shot has been going on a lot longer than that.

Gray and proud! (Image via Jim Gray for Senate)

Out gay mayor of Lexington, Kentucky, is running to replace Rand Paul in the Senate. Give Jim Gray your support!

Jake Arrieta says his flexibility is his greatest asset, poses showing off his great ass.

How Prince reacted to Michael Jackson's death.

(Image via Twitter)

Trump attacks Hillary for being corrupt financially, uses Star of David in imagery. Gee, that's subtle.

Sarah Palin will appear on the new Match Game. Even Dumb Dora thinks this bitch is stupid.

Watch for this if you're heading to Fire Island, gulp: