ABOVE: Tell me again how you'd say no because tattoos ick you out.

BELOW: The Senate votes to curb anti-Asian hate, a white soldier is arrested for harassing a young Black man who dared to set foot in his neighborhood, Karen Olivo is militantly about social justice and more ...

The dude squatting was paid to do this. (Image via Instagram Stories)

ABOVE: Steve Grand had been leaning away from doing a calendar shoot this year. Happily, he leaned back into it.

BELOW: Bluntest interviewer ever interviewed, naked daredevil, gay BJ on network TV and more ...

ABOVE: Catching up on celeb b'days. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Spanish porn scandal, FraternityX sexualizing COVID-19, Bryan Hawn goes full-Trump, full-racist and more ...

ABOVE: To prove that I like faces, too.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Flash-er, Trump's new spox, Trump's stake in hydroxychloroquine, COVID-19 dunces who got the disease and more ...

Senator Rand Paul has tested positive for COVID-19. He is feeling fine and is in quarantine. He is asymptomatic and was tested out of an abundance of caution due to his extensive travel and events. He was not aware of any direct contact with any infected person.

— Senator Rand Paul (@RandPaul) March 22, 2020

Unfortunately, he is doing well. I write that because this heartless, Ayn Randist, Libertarian bastard voted against COVID-19 relief just last week!

Meanwhile, Paul lunched on Friday with a bunch of GOP senators, including Mitt Romney, who is dithering as to whether he should self-quarantine. Uh, dude, yeah, you're supposed to!

Here's Mitt Romney telling reporters that a group of senators had lunch with Rand Paul on Friday and he's now seeking advice as to whether he should self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/Y0uuww7rYe

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 22, 2020

ABOVE: It's okay to go out, within reason.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wrestler marrying his boyfriend, Trump insisting on being a racist douchebag, a hilarious way for gay men to say hello during the COVID-19 scare and more ...

ABOVE: Blue him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, Trump's racist chant, Valerie Harper's GoFundMe and more ...

ABOVE: Luke Evans is F hot, and wants to remind us of that. Noted!

BELOW: Keep reading for cute guys, GLOW's Florian, that history-making Beyoncé cover, Sheriff Joe Arpaio on getting a BJ from Trump, and more ...