ABOVE: You must be this tall to ride this ride.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's accidental concession, guessing games about his next moves, a dean who hates you if you voted for Biden, Sarah Paulson as Linda Tripp and much, much more ...

ABOVE: If a mag didn't exist for this photo to cover, one would have to be created.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model citizen, Trump's fizzled march, Melissa McCarthy: accidentally anti-gay, how Giuliani fucked Trump and more ...

ABOVE: I mean, Marlon Brando. (More here, follows are helpful!)

BELOW: Keeping reading for a sexy mind-break, the USPS worker who alleged voter fraud has now recanted (and un-recanted), a Family Ties reunion and more ...

ABOVE: How many licks to get to the center?

BELOW: Supreme Court appears poised to ruled against LGBTQ parents in adoption case, a flurry of weak-tea conspiracy theories have developed around Trump's impending loss and more ...

ABOVE: Rich people are never far from a beach in a pandemic.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Olympian, a sad #MeToo revelation, Trump's teeny-tiny shot at winning in 3.5 days and more ...

ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay-ish TikTokers, Sunset Boulevard: The Musical — The Movie, a Strand Bookstore controversy and more ...

The Pope's latest remarks are making history. (Image via Rome Film Festival)

Pope Francis, in a seismic shift, has broken with the Catholic Church on the subject of homosexuality, supporting same-sex civil unions for the first time.

The Pope made the remarks in a new documentary, Franceso by Evgeny Afineevsky, that premiered Wednesday at the Rome Film Festival. He said:

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

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