ABOVE: What else can you say, but: 

BELOW: Keep reading for Iowa, Trump's demented words, Thiem's ass and more  ...

ABOVE: Gray rights!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Men of Utah, Bolton's potentially blockbuster testimony, Billie Eilish's Grammys domination and more ...

ABOVE: That image should be the response anytime someone tells you, “Okay, Boomer.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonas undies, Kanye's continued betrayal of LGBTQ people, why Bernie's no longer a Dem-hater and more ...

ABOVE: One day, Ashley Longshore will be seen as another Da Vinci.

BELOW: Keep reading for dad dong, Louganis's Speedo reunion and butts to watch out for ...

ABOVE: The deep end.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nico's new tease, #BAFTAsSoWhite, Human Ken is now Human Barbie and more ...

ABOVE: Thanks to Socialite Life for intro'ing us to Javier!

BELOW: Keep reading for a see-through selfie, a Kushner smack-down and more  ...

ABOVE: David Ortega had a year.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass-kissing celebration, the Pope smacking his bitch up, Trump's war criminal making $$$ and more ...

ABOVE: Fur sure, fur sure.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot boys, Trump's embrace of evil, Biden's saving grace, gay Jesus getting fire-bombed and more ...