ABOVE: So far, Facebook's answer to losing 2-factor authentication is ... bye. And now Musk is openly welcoming white supremacy to Twitter. So follow my various Instagram accounts (here, here, here — depending on your tastes). It's my least useful social media presence for me, but might be the last man standing.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chippendales nudity, Kanye & Trump & Fuentes, calendars showing skin and more ...

ABOVE: I'm thankful for peeks.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Colorado shooter's dad, the Walmart shooter's victims, Russia becoming even more anti-gay and more ...

ABOVE: Dig that cuh-razy chest hair!

BELOW: Keep reading for guys gone nude, Trump's flop announcement and more ...

ABOVE: Like, I want one.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, an idiotic singer/anti-vaxxer/Alex Jones apologist, Madonna X Terri Joe and more ...

ABOVE: She gave one of the all-time great movie performances. Full obit for this wonderful performer.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gossip boy, someone patched through the White House switchboard implicated in January 6, Gaetz-ing away with it and more ...

ABOVE: Marketing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot calendar, Ginni in the hot seat, Jon Hamm's hot pocket and more ...

ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

He's not my type, but I looked. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Rocker Tommy Lee posted his cock on Instagram on Wednesday. How fast did they take it down? Um, it took forever. More if you keep reading ...