ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

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ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

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(Image via Instagram)

A week after a pic of closeted former Republican Rep. Aaron Schock posing with several shirtless men at Coachella went viral, two of the men — Will Rossi  and Rob Masi — are apologizing ...

ABOVE: When every goddamn day is leg day.

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ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

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Barr, fronting for Trump (Image via video still)

A.G. William Barr, a longtime defender of Trump and of the powers of the presidency, today gave a press conference ahead of the morning release of the long-awaited, if redacted, Mueller Report.

ABOVE: Sunkissed!

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This isn't Dick-Fil-A — the guy was a congressman and voted against gays. (Image via Twitter)

UPDATE: 2 of the men in the photo have apologized.

I totally agree with James Duke Mason — it is appalling to see disgraced former Republican Rep. Aaron Schock cavorting at Coachella with members of the smug, white abs club considering his unapologetically anti-gay voting history.

From the closet, he voted against gay marriage, against rescinding Don't Ask, Don't Tell and more, and then he left office due to financial irregularities that he seems to have gotten away with.