ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

ABOVE: I guess he liked the light.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest 40-year-old around, Blagojevich's victory lap, a naked Big Brother and more ...

ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: Who was this woman?!?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass flash, Buttigieg on the Rush to judgment, Modern parenting and more ...

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

Why is our side the only one that does this? (Image via Twitter)

Chris Evans — an outspoken liberal — is trying to launch a political site, so he apparently interviewed the truly odious Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), granting him a pic-with alongside his daughter in the process.

Whatever you're doing, Chris, it was not worth it.

But interesting how pro-Hollywood the anti-Hollywood crowd is when they get to bask in the starshine.

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...