ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

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ABOVE: Boot-y call.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Madison Cawthorn is as ill-equipped as he is dangerous, the end of one Big Gay Ice Cream location, Fox News jumping the gun and more ...

ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.

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Where bothsidesism goes to cry. (Image via video stills)

These women are both famous for crying.

The one on the left sobbed when Hillary Clinton lost. She was crying because a first woman president did not materialize in spite of getting way more votes than a fascist wannabe. For this, she was widely mocked meme.

The one on the right sobbed Wednesday morning when Joe Biden was actually sworn in. She was crying because — as a QAnon believer — she was shocked that countless high-profile Democrats were not raped, arrested and/or murdered on live TV by Trump, as Q had promised.

So don't ever talk to be about both sides being the fucking same.

In case you have not seen the sobbing QAnon lady, watch:

46 and First Lady Dr. Jill Biden (Image via video still)

ABOVE: You love to see it. It's official — President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

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Don't miss Hillary's chat with Mayor Pete here! (Images via Apple)

Unlike anyone named Trump, Hillary Clinton knows about passing the torch, being gracious and being genuinely pleased for the success of others.

She also knows how to bury a hatchet and get to work — which she did when Barack Obama, who beat her out of a presidential nomination that had seemed in the bag, asked her to be our Secretary of State.

Today, Hillary is arriving at the Capitol for the swearing-in of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, and must be feeling joy that Trump, not just her rival in 2016, but truly the worst public servant in American history, has departed the White House forever:

It's a Christmas Carol Channing! (Image via video still)

Bette Midler (and Meidas Touch) were saving this one ...

Sorry but i think Noah Beck is hot as hell pic.twitter.com/EzQDVJ9RP3

— Kings and Studs (@kingsandstuds) January 19, 2021

ABOVE: The above Noah Beck snaps were censored by Instagram, proving once again that nobody gay works there.

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