ABOVE: You've got to love Clifton Davis.

BELOW: Keep reading for shameless magazine covers, Kamala's very good day and more ...

Striking dissimilarity here, as staunch conservative Liz Cheney — no office to protect — is endorsing liberal bogey-man Kamala Harris, while supposed more moderate conservative Nikki Haley — who hopes to be POTUS one day — allows herself to be backed into a corner and implies she'll be voting for Trump. Pathetic person:

On the same day that Liz Cheney endorsed Kamala Harris, Nikki Haley all but confirms she’s voting for donald trump.

What a coward.

She has failed everyone who voted for her in the primary. pic.twitter.com/s6tpgpoVeW

— Renee 🪷 (@PettyLupone) October 3, 2024

Former Trumper Cassidy Hutchinson asserts she is the anti-Nikki Haley, will proudly vote for Kamala Harris:

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BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump’s former White House aide, Cassidy Hutchinson, just announced she is endorsing Kamala Harris. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know those closest to Trump don’t trust him. pic.twitter.com/JOFYKf80FL

— Kamala’s Wins (@harris_wins) October 3, 2024

ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: Beyond the Beyond.

BONUS:

Posters in 1982 really went hard. (Image via The Male Factor)

BELOW: Keep reading for the case against Trump, Andrew Garfield's career, San Francisco's return to bathhouses and more ...

In a newly unsealed document from prosecutor Jack Smith, it has been revealed a Trump operative EXPLICITLY demanded that his people incite a riot on January 6, 2021. The exact words:

Make them riot ... Do it!!!

That person deserves prison, as does Trump, who — when told Mike Pence was in danger, replied:

So?

Disgusting that it's 30ish days out from him possibly returning to power, but that was what all the delays (MERRICK GARLAND) and SCOTUS ruling did, created a very unpleasant October Surprise.

More.

ABOVE: Sting's mound.

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Vance trying to carry Trump over the finish line ... (Image via ABC)

The VP debate was old-fashioned and mostly respectful-ish. It felt like Walz was conscientiously hoping to do no harm (his only weaknesses were initial nerves and a mealy-mouthed answer on getting the date of his trip to China wrong) and Vance was trying to show off how reasonable he could be, even going so far as to tamp down his absolutist anti-abortion stance.

But the three moments I personally think will resonate:

(1) Vance talked over the (female) moderators to bitch about being fact-checked:

@boyculturedotcom Smug ‘n’ smarmy JD Vance was seething in his lip gloss over being fact-checked. #jdvance #timwalz #harriswalz2024 #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #voteblue #boyculture #vpdebate ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

(2) Walz saying:

Tim Walz sums up his stance and record on abortion in 7 seconds

Watch this ⤵️#VPDebate pic.twitter.com/b6pS4Oxnaj

— The Gen 💤 Angle (@thegenzangle) October 2, 2024

and

(3) The final January 6 question, when Walz point-blank asked Vance if he believes Trump lost in 2020 ... and Vance was too beholden to Trump to simply say YEAH:

@boyculturedotcom Pathetic from Vance. #jdvance #timwalz #harriswalz2024 #kamalaharris #kamalaharris2024 #voteblue #january6 #boyculture ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture