ABOVE: Somebody tells this DIY dad about TikTok!

BELOW: Keep reading for Daytime Emmy nipples, new Gaga, the 5G conspiracy theory, a look back at Paul Lynde and much, much more ...

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— Jason Ebeyer (@jasonebeyer) May 21, 2020

ABOVE: How amazing is this?

BELOW: Keep reading for the Instagay of your dreams, my guess as to Biden's running mate, more on that nurse who wasted away in an ICU fighting COVID-19, vintage gay P-Town and more ...

ABOVE: This quote does not help me.

BELOW: This Domino's worker delivers, gay dads Zoom to adopt, RIP Eddie Haskell (whose performances were always so lovely) and more ...

OMG - do NOT retweet this to @realdonaldtrump! #morbidlyobese #trumpmorbidlyobese #TrumpIsJealousOfObama #TrumpPandemic #TrumpVirus #TrumpPlague @funder @maddow @Rosie @AMJoyshow @TeaPainUSA @cher @tedlieu @NancySinatra @Alyssa_Milano @ChrisEvans @Lawrence @joncoopertweets https://t.co/pbWyOH3Nij

— Alan Bennett Ilagan (@alanilagan) May 19, 2020

Trump brags that he's taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent COVID-19 — which, if true, he absolutely should not do.

Nancy Pelosi expertly shades him. Just perfect.

ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...

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Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska) gave one of the all-time worst high school commencement speeches, in which he (three times) blamed China for COVID-19, joked about Tiger King for cool-dad cred, and all but called new graduate wimps incapable of withstanding old-school gym-class tasks. His sarcasm is such a downer, it's unreal.

What I find most interesting in his words is the underlying tone — it's horribly poorly delivered, tone-deaf comedy, but the message is loud and clear that science is lame, Big Pharma is your friend and China is the reason we're suffering (not Americans' inability to give up haircuts and parties and Trump's policy of YOLO) ...

ABOVE: He remains my favorite visual trickster.

BELOW: Keep reading for quite a stretch, Eric Trump's hoax accusation, Biden on LGBTQ rights, where it's illegal to be gay and more ...

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Steve Schmidt worked with John McCain and, therefore, Sarah Palin. So, in calling Trump an incompetent idiot, he is a reverse Lloyd Bentsen in his ability to ID Trump as being the same as someone he's worked with.

These words are not hyperbolic. If you do not believe this, you are way behind on reality:

A moment of unparalleled national humiliation, of weakness — when you listen to the President, these are the musings of an imbecile, an idiot. And I don't use those words to name-call, I use them because they're the precise words in the English language to describe his behavior, his comportment, his actions.

                                                                      — Steve Schmidt, former GOP strategist

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