ABOVE: ... God?

BELOW: Keep reading for pits 'n' tits, Mike Johnson's monkeypox problem and more ...

Read it and weep. Now ... what will be done? All those Democrats who waited on expelling him, citing this impending report, now what?

UPDATE: Santos, in a bitter Twitter screed, confirms he is one and done.

(Image via Twitter — yes, I wrote Twitter, not X)

ABOVE: I feel like I'm glitching.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cher on the gays, a Senate fistfight threat and more ...

Your heart: “And I — OOP!” (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: It seems Heartstopper star Joe Locke wanted us to remember Kit Connor wasn't the only cutie on the series.

BELOW: Keep reading for Glen Powell's butt, a tennis stud's package, a book that calls Will Smith a demonic buttfucker and more ...

ABOVE: Dack Rambo was so pretty, and so courageous.

BELOW: Keep reading for Male Model Monday, the wrong Trump dies and more ...

Great exchange here between Tim Miller and Kari Lake. Making points on serious topics with some humor. My kind of interview. pic.twitter.com/8tUW6mAyK3

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 12, 2023

ABOVE: A reminder that Jack Scalia's ass looked great in jeans. Come and follow me on IG if you like the flashbacks.

(Image via Peter Miller/New York)

BONUS PIC: Today's photo is a 2.5" X 3.75" tintype (1870s-'80s) depicting two ladies in soulful embrace.  This image is from the estate of Julia Grant Dietz, great-granddaughter of U.S. President Ulysses S. Grant and the granddaughter of Elihu Root, Secretary of State for President Theodore Roosevelt.  This was originally obtained at an estate sale in Fayetteville, New York. — Peter Miller, New York

BELOW: Keep reading for Timothée Chalamet's booty flash, open season on trans kids, remembering Grace Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: If you can pull off this look, do.

BELOW: Keep reading for @stanchris, Joe Manchin, Darryl Stephens and more ...