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ABOVE: With a Scarface tune, no less. More HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for books, Trump's expensive theater, a prize-winning jerk-off and more ...

ABOVE: They had to have put this in the movie just because Mr. Auberjonois really COULD do a terrific Lloyd Bridges.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot menz, Elon Musk's tail-between-legs tour and more   ...

ABOVE: David Charvet is aging like a fine chardonnay.

BELOW: Keep reading for shameless nudity, gay Croatian Eurovision flap, RFK Jr. handed his parasite-riddled ass plus more ...

ABOVE: Bea Arthur forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cooper Koch for Calvin Klein, Sam Shahid on Calvin Klein, Jake Tapper's spending his energy on fighting Biden and not Trump, plus more ...

ABOVE: Shell gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for a new pope, a nude butt, Trump's latest failed nominee and more ...

ABOVE: Craig Sheffer is turning 65. I will never forget his nude layout from Detour April 1997.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jerrod Carmichael's show, Trump's pardon of a dreadful woman and more  ...

ABOVE: In this new leak from a 2003 interview, Madonna was chatting with interviewer Megan Mullally when she confessed that hubby Guy Ritchie was unwittingly lunching with a former flame of hers. Sounds like it was an actor. Wonder who?

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt in action, Pedro Pascal thumps Rowling and more ...

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ABOVE: Brian Sims has been working out.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hammy's stinky finger, the THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU guy and more ...