ABOVE: I thought the late Patrick Swayze's early, pube-tastic modeling shot was well-known to all, but lots have asked me about it. It's from a 1974 issue of After Dark. Enjoy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a governor's sickening double-dealing on COVID, Leslie Jordan schooling T.I. (and T.I. accepting it graciously), Orlando Bloom's nekkid ass and more...

ABOVE: Something tells me they'll tolerate it.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy Aussie with butt game, bitchy Richie Grenell, a Trumper insults Biden for visiting family members' graves and more ...

ABOVE: If it ain't broke ...

BELOW: Keep reading for Trevor Noah's Trump-trolling, Richard Grenell's less-than-histoRic speech at the RNC, Shemar Moore! Moore! Moore! and, well, more ...

ABOVE: Think pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump openly admitting he is committing election fraud, the hot pits of Deaken Bluman, Jeanine Pirro predicting Biden will die (or something) and more ...

ABOVE: They don't usually look like this.

BELOW: Keep reading for Avan Jogia, River Viperii's pubes, Trump vs. coronavirus and more ...

ABOVE: The new RuPaul's Drag Race Season 11 mega-trailer is here.

BELOW: Keep reading for underwear galore, Randy Rainbow X Madonna vs. Trump, Trump Administration suddenly goes pro-gay (wait, what's the catch?) and more ...

Above: Garrett Clayton is going on vacation, and I. Want. To. Know. Where.

Below: Bad exposure, death of (another) gay-porn actor, Joan & Judy, Trump slams Trudeau but is romancing Putin and Jong-un, Richard Grenell fucks up in Germany (again), and more ...

Above: Fashionably hot.

Below: Keep reading for a sexy wrestler, a queer art show, a straight woman's guide to reacting to gay people, amazing election results, and the funniest Today interview of all time ...