ABOVE: Ain't we all!

BELOW: Death of a photographic genius, new Natalie Wood doc, Trump & Kemp duke it out for Douche of the Day honors (Trump wins), Robert Downey Jr. is 55 and fuckable and more ...

After the jump, read about McCain's hopefully fatal blow to Graham-Cassidy, Trump's passionate hatred of another black dude, Aaron Carter's rehab stint, the end of an institution and more hot links of the day.

But perhaps most importantly, learn which 45-year-old is in possession of the killer torso seen at left ...

Jonathan Schmitz, the Michigan man who went on an episode of Jenny Jones in 1995 to find out who his secret crush was, only to find out it was a male friend named Scott Amedure, who he murdered three days later, will be released from prison soon.

Schmitz, who gunned Amedure down, told cops the humiliation had driven him to do it.

Schmitz only went down for second-degree murder in spite of ample evidence the shooting was premeditated. Keep reading for this and more hot links of the day ...

(Image via Tomorrow Today PR)

Reuters: Barry Manilow says coming out last month has been a beautiful experience, confirms he had feared disappointing his female fans.

BBC: Five gay activists attempting to deliver a petition to Russia's prosecutor general on the subject of the gay camps in Chechnya have been detained.

TMZ: Trans models Carmen Carrera & Zion Moreno defend Richard Simmons against claims his National Enquirer lawsuit is anti-trans.

Long, hot summer (Image via Instagram @carmen_carrera)

OMG Blog: You won't believe what's popping up in NYC's trash cans!

CNN: In good-bye letter to staff, eternal tool Comey says presidents can fire FBI directors “for any reason, or for no reason at all.” Really? To avoid prosecution?

Huff Post: Deputy A.G. Rod Rosenstein, who Trump has said advised him to fire Comey, may have threatened to quit over that narrative.

I hate that this exists. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

L.A. Times: Dumbest mofo YET to run for Congress — Antonio Sabato Jr. Goes from signing bulge pics to running for a seat. Next up: Chachi?

Yates trumps Cruz. Amazing video. pic.twitter.com/jf5TmeD2Hj

— igorvolsky (@igorvolsky) May 8, 2017

Mother Jones: Sally Yates slays Republican dragons in Senate testimony, brands Flynn compromised, explains consitutional law to Cruz, “lawful” vs. “unlawful” to Cornyn. 

This hearing summed up in one gif. pic.twitter.com/NuubQJhdlr

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 8, 2017

National Post: Trump's lackeys had to call Trudeau's to ask them to get Trudeau to pretty please persuade Trump not to abandon NAFTA.

Kenneth in the (212): Click for the pic of pro tennis jocks squatting.

Pink News: Richard Simmons is suing-mad over invasions of his privacy and speculation regarding his well-being.

DListed: Nyle DiMarco's birthday BUNS.

A new biopic will attempt to bring gay-porn legend Joey Stefano's life into focus.

Unicorn Booty: There's a Joey Stefano biopic coming, and both Michelle Visage and Alaska will be in it! 

Rare Videos of Joey Stefano & Downtown A-Listers Speaking Candidly

Joe.My.God.: The French cop killed in last night's terror attack was a member of a pro-LGBT police organization. Insanity, and right before the election.

EllenTV: Little Big Shots star Reuben de Maid chats with Ellen about being bullied for wearing makeup, performs:

ABC News: Caitlyn Jenner won't play golf with Trump over his anti-trans ways. What a powerful statement. (Eye roll.) Also, she's 100% for marriage equality:

ExtraTV: Proof of life — Richard Simmons is pictured (kinda) for the first time in three long years.

Kenneth in the (212): How cool! There's a new font that honors the contribution of LGBTQ-rainbow flag creator Gilbert Baker, who recently died:

Statement from 21st Century Fox regarding Bill O’Reilly: https://t.co/VBTDFVy1mA

— 21st Century Fox (@21CF) April 19, 2017

21cf.com: Bill O'Reilly has been FIRED.

Facebook @ Daddyhunt: The ongoing saga of the Daddyhunt boys continues April 24. Check out the BRAND-NEW trailer above!

(Video still via CNN)

CNN: Already covered here, here and here; now we have gay men's firsthand accounts of torture in a Chechen concentration camp. Trump's bud, Putin, denies.

If You Support Trump, You Support Putin's Pick for POTUS — Putin Supports Chechnya's Gay Camps

ExtraTV: Richard Simmons communicates with fans after hospital stay — posts 3-year-old selfie as proof he's okay.

YouTube @ FatelinkProductions: The feature Guys Reading Poems, starring Patricia Velazquez, Rex Lee, Alexander Dreymon & Lydia Hearst, opens in L.A. next week:

Facebook @ Mel Odom: She was a '30s (!) and '40s (!) film star, and Marsha Hunt, at 99, is going strong. Check her out checking her younger self out:

(Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

New York Post: “Nobody has seen Richard Simmons for more over 1,000 days.” Plus: Check out the Missing Richard Simmons podcast.

The New Yorker: Exploring Donald Trump's worst — crookedest? — deal, in Baku, Azerbaijan.

Huffington Post: Trump's new Muslim, er, travel ban is watered down, still gross.

Joe.My.God.: Anti-gay Stockton, Calif., Mayor Anthony Silva beat teen strip poker charges, gets arrested for embezzlement.

Miriam Colon: August 20, 1936—March 3, 2017 (Image via Universal)

Hollywood Reporter: Miriam Colon, legendary Latina actress, mom in Scarface (1983) dies @ 80.