ABOVE: That is talent.

BELOW: Keep reading for the twink-to-bear transformation of all time, Trump's war of words with Tillerman, Ariana Grande's blackness and more ...

Say it IS so, Joe! (Image via TriStar)

DListed: Taylor Swift's boyfriend, actor Joe Alwyn, might as well have gone pantsless thanks to these anti-imagination gray sweats!

Instinct: If someone is undetectable, their HIV is not transmissible. At all. Yet another study proves this.

Towleroad: How Trump's DOJ (even though he hates Sessions personally) is about to work hard against LGBT protections in the workplace.

Joe.My.God.: Rick Perry gave a 20-minute interview about manure without realizing he was being pranked. By Russians.

Kenneth in the (212): A slice of ginger heaven. Woof.

Teen Vogue: Smashing-looking same-sex kiss between Thomas Doherty and Dylan Playfair was filmed for Descendants 2 ... not used in film.

"Your honor, we have decided that I am the victim in this case even though it doesn't involve me in any way" pic.twitter.com/HDPhPCoPhv

— Herbo (@HerbMcDerb) August 29, 2016

Taylor Swift gets called for jury duty, but is dismissed.

Britney has “no recollection” of her first MTV VMAs performance. Is she trapped in another era?

As I wrote—Frank Ocean is intentionally mysterious. Hard to blog about him all the time!

How Frank Ocean become one of the most mysterious artists working in music https://t.co/4x5k5p5tIw pic.twitter.com/QlPSzvL2C9

— The New York Times (@nytimes) August 30, 2016

Corey Lewandowski—fired by Trump, hired by CNN—is back with Trump?!

God, the U.S. continues to be flushed down the toilet by itself: Rick Perry joining DWTS.

Gay writer Bob Smith, who is battling ALS, typed his new book with one finger on his iPad.

(Image via University of Wisconsin Press)

MERIT BADGE: Boy Scouts officially allow gay leaders!

Seattle's Straight Pride Parade sucked cock.

Maybe Trump isn't a rapist, but can you really NOT rape your wife???

Bobbi Kristina's family played Whitney music as she died.

Popular true-crime writer Ann Rule dies @ 83.

Dang, he looks good in them white shorts. 

Jamil Smith's Intersection discusses  SCOTUS marriage decision.

People who hunt for sport have no honor. None of them.

Tig Notaro Tom Cruise is an OK lip-syncher!

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Around 3 million tuned in to see I Am Cait. (It was classy, BTW.)

Did Kim Kardashian hand Caitlyn Jenner her ass?

Billy Reilich's AMAZING chest.

Blake Skjellerup's island-wedding photo album.

Artificial sweeteners don't make people fat, people make people fat.

FINALLY: Naomi Campbell and Lady Gaga will act together.

Hillary Clinton has some real cards in her campaign.

Scientist? I'd be surprised if he can spell it.

Will you marry me, boys?

Cute couple gets hitched on stage at San Diego Comic-Con!

Rare (Work Unfriendly) footage from 1962 gay-sex sting.

Woman who accused Amy Schumer of being racist has never seen her work. Ever.

Courtney Act's Kaleidoscope is out now!

Harper Lee tampers with greatness.

Out 'Nicholas Nickleby, Cheers actor Roger Rees dies @ 71.

Wrongfully imprisoned for 17 years ... and still able to laugh.

GOP candidates, asked to name greatest living prez, crash and burn.

Hilariously right trailer for Ash vs. Evil Dead. (Bruce Campbell looks like Romney!)

OMG, this hot piece is musically talented:

Batman: The Killing Joke will become an animated movie.

Jindai's dreamy “Wait.”

Ted Cruz tried to cheat his way onto the New York Times Best Sellers List!

Now that anti-gay Trump is anti-Mexican, Thomas Roberts calls it quits.

It's Wigstock: The Cruise!

If these two don't make you #thirsty, nothing will:

Fan-made video for Madonna's “Best Night.”

Olly from Years & Years and Neil from Clean Bandit discuss romance.

“It's important for people to see that you, you can be happy as, as a gay couple, and a young gay couple.”

He's the sheriff

American cop drives Brit women to (fantasy) lives of crime.

Gandalf & Dumbledore marrying across from Westboro!

Chinese hackers compromise IDs of 4 million fed employees.

If you scoffed at John Kerry windsurfing, check out Chris Christie's mound.

Ben Cohen in his tightie-whities!

Lifetime's Full House movie cast.

Republican, Christian Talk-er Underwood on the Duggars.

Joe Biden reels as son's casket arrives.

Justin Bieber to buff Drake: “damn daddy”

Caitlyn Jenner might be more bankable than Bruce was.

Betty White joins Instagram.

Star Trek's Nichelle Nichols, 82, suffers mild stroke.

Waiter spits in drink, is sued for HIV exposure.

Chris & Scott Evans duet, not too seriously.

Check out Stewart Taylor's supergay vid.

Supersweaty Rick Perry is running for prez (uh-gain).

To millennials, Gay Pride is just another party.

Amazing The Walk trailer revives WTC.

Four Seasons co-owner tries to rape family friend at his own business.

Tom Cruise's son continues to be an A-hole.

Sarah Palin absurdly compares Lena Dunham to Josh Duggar.

Are you man enough to handle Madonna's workout?

Madonna's new single cover is bad; iPhone snap, tacky background:

Hire a fucking photographer and fire that designer, Bitch You're Madonna!

Nick move

IMPURITY RING: Watch Nick Jonas have an orgasm here. (Work Unfriendly)

Wait, there's more butt!

Adorable aspiring model burns alive while train-surfing.

NYC doc cured of Ebola.

A pic of Lypsinka with the late Kelly Osbourne.

Demonic fairy wand???

College kids embarrass Rick Perry with butt-sex questions.

Famed Elvis photographer Alfred Wertheimer dies @ 85.

Islamic fundamentalist dies during terror shootings in Ottawa.

Homophobic 50 Cent joins Cyndi Lauper's pro-gay holiday concert.

Do you wanna go as “Sabrina Duncan” for Halloween?

Bristol Palin cussin' up a STORM after that skankified Alaskan brawl.

Keepin' 'em honest, Anderson Cooper confirms: No HIV risk from towels.

Another fucking idiot jumps the White House fence.

Michael Brown autopsy report released.

Madonna's 28-year-old True Blue hits Top 25 again in the UK.

Gaga facilitates gay on-stage marriage proposal during her ARTPOP Ball Tour.

Insane betch gets caught in chimney.

South Dakota GOP Senate candidate Mike Rounds is a crook?

Reporter who wrote critically of gubernatorial candidate Bruce Rauner (R-IL) resigns.

Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX) was too quick to play that Ebola card.

Elizabeth Pena drank herself do death.

Tina Fey was pissed she could so easily hire Jan Hooks.

New Kimmo Matias album The Ministry of Pornography.

Absolutely no regrets