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Martin says he looks forward to getting back to performing. (Image via video still)

A visibly shaken Ricky Martin spoke out on video Thursday after a judge dismissed the outlandish claims of his nephew that they'd had a sexual relationship, and that Martin had stalked him.

Shame on the people who ran with all those jokes, and who condemned the man simply because he's gay, because he's liberal and/or because he's famous and you wanted hits on your social media.

Watch:

And in Spanish:

Sent to a kid who asked what it meant to be a good citizen, circa 1970. (Image via Joel Lipton)

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I had a blast aka lost my mind putting together a MONSTROUS post about The Love Boat, listing all 900+ stars who received porthole-credit treatment.

Tom Hanks and some bosom buddies in 1980 (GIF via GIPHY)

It's worth your click HERE, especially if you were a fan of the show's lack of wardrobe.

Brian Kerwin was a male stripper Julie McCoy accidentally hired. (GIF via GIPHY)

Ted played an escort before he joined the cast as Ace, photographer. (GIF via GIPHY)

There was also some fabulous Betty White content. She had three spectacular duets with Carol Channing:

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(Image by Isaac Anthony for Schön!)

The new Schön! cover featuring Ricky Martin is one of those times when I feel like someone who is about as good-looking as possible decides, I'm gonna see if I can look bad if I really try.

That white beard with the dark hair is just such a weird choice.