ABOVE: He was — how you say? — le hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for John Cena, Rihanna, Tom Goss and more ...

ABOVE: He never fails to blow up IG — happy belated 49th to Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

BELOW: Keep reading for Michael B. Fine, Everything Jennifer All at Once, southern rep longs for the days of lynching and more  ...

ABOVE: Here's hoping Josh Brolin continues to wage his war against clothing for many years to come.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot NFLers, the death of Howard Bragman and more...

Hot stuff, coming through! (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Check out my Dylan McDermott tribute here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Charlie Cox, Rihanna, John Fetterman and (sadly) a bunch of bullshit, too ...

ABOVE: Henry's just hot like that. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn Mendes's bulge, Kid Cudi vs. Kanye West, truckers packed up and more ...

ABOVE: NFTs are like the worst side of the art world — with the art part removed. Bitcoin is like money told a tasteless joke.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gasp-inducing peek at young James Franciscus, what the Janet doc was missing, Grindr gone and more...

ABOVE: Portis Wasp never fails.

BELOW: Maluma for Versace, Sinema & Manchin against voting rights, Giuliani subpoenaed, hot feet and more ...

ABOVE: A crazy number of stars were born on this day. Follows appreciated here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a shirtless Simu, a gay gubernatorial wedding and more ...