ABOVE: Damn! I forgot to exercise. Ever.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Noah Centineo is so ah-mahhhazing, Hillary's first post-election op-ed, Soon-Yi Previn's defense of her husband (and herself), Tom Arnold's alleged assault at the hands of Mark Burnett (who was the survivor?), hot tennis ass and more ...

Incredibly, only one of these ladies is no longer with us in spite of the charts being 60 years old — the same as Mme. #1.

(Video still via Successful People)

The next episode of Successful People is here, starring The Bachelorette contestant Brooks Forester and his ink-stain Rihanna tattoo ...

Madonna in Azzedine Alaïa in 1987 (Image via Cosmopolitan)

Ten days after suffering a fall, legendary Tunisian-born fashion designer Azzedine Alaïa has succumbed to his injuries, ExtraTV reports. He was 77.

All these queens fighting over divas, and look at who — along with Madonna, above — has raced to memorialize this couturier ...

I like the proposed new costume!

Jake Gyllenhaal: Batboy?

Rabbi Carrying Water for Roy Moore

Fassbender Unveiled

Thigh-Ay-Ay

Jeffrey Tambor, Accused, Denies He's a Predator

Love, Lies & Records Comes to Acorn TV

Keep reading for more hot links of the day ...

Prankster Elijah Daniel, who was recently the Mayor of Hell (in Michigan) and declared heterosexuality illegal, has moved on from his 24-hour political career (he was impeached) with his new book, The Holy Bible ... But Gayer.

In it, he has Rihanna creating the heavens and the Earth and Trump is Satan. Jesus turns holy water into mimosas, too, which isn't gay, it's just helpful.

Keep reading for this, plus hot links on Serbian Pride, naked reality-show boys, the Sean Spicer kerfuffle and more ...

Way better'n that damn frog! (Image via  IFC)

Vulture: Is the Babadook really gay?!

Huff Post: Putin makes grotesquely juvenile comments about not wanting to provoke gay men by showering near us. You're safe, butterface.

Fox 46 Charlotte: Gay Trump supporters nixed from Charlotte Pride Parade.

YouTube @GLAAD: Debra Messing & Sean Hayes dip into intersectionality in LGBTQ Pride videos. Fun fact: Sean shaves his body bald. 

Crime Watch Daily: Jersey City police brutally kick innocent bystander engulfed in flames following high-speed chase. Union prez excuses it!

THR: The Mummy star Sofia Boutella's Madonna & Rihanna connection.

Sofia Boutella (Image via THR)

Rihanna savages chicken-sacrificing witch Azealia Banks (Image via Instagram @badgalriri)

Rihanna attacks “immoral pig” Trump, easily puts right-wing loon Azealia Banks in her place.

Iranian PhD grad was visiting family in Tehran, heard about Trump's ban, got on the next plane — was deported.

Giuliani, in defending Trump's Muslim ban, says it's not a Muslim ban. But confirms that's what Trump called it, and wanted.

Trump's catastrophic eating habits — eat up, buddy!

You, too, can say good-bye to Debbie & Carrie:

Lady Gaga teases Super Bowl gig with mysterious headless image. What's she got planned? I wonder:

(Image via Interscope)