ABOVE: A crazy number of stars were born on this day. Follows appreciated here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a shirtless Simu, a gay gubernatorial wedding and more ...

ABOVE: Rainbow, meet pot o' gold.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a senator in hot water (but perhaps for political reasons), a fresh warning about COVID-19, a stale book about Tyra Banks and more ...

ABOVE: Bruce Weber is dipping into his archives to entertain the gay masses, including his “Being Boring” clip from 30 years ago.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Brazilian, Amy Klobuchar's personal connection to COVID-19, Henry Golding playing gay in a new drama and more ...

ABOVE: Raise your hand if you would.

BELOW: Keep reading for the all-important LGBTQ case before the SCOTUS, Ellen's controversial friendship and more...

To the Max! (Image via DNA)

ABOVE: New DNA — yay!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's civil war threat, Hillary's new name for Trump, Aaron Carter's face tattoo an other apocalyptic nothings ...

ABOVE: Damn! I forgot to exercise. Ever.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Noah Centineo is so ah-mahhhazing, Hillary's first post-election op-ed, Soon-Yi Previn's defense of her husband (and herself), Tom Arnold's alleged assault at the hands of Mark Burnett (who was the survivor?), hot tennis ass and more ...

Incredibly, only one of these ladies is no longer with us in spite of the charts being 60 years old — the same as Mme. #1.

(Video still via Successful People)

The next episode of Successful People is here, starring The Bachelorette contestant Brooks Forester and his ink-stain Rihanna tattoo ...