ABOVE: A brand-new Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Riverdale's VPL, dirty Rudy Giuliani, Trump has lost his appeal (I'll say) and more ...

ABOVE: Muscle Beach lives!

BELOW: Keep reading for more Aaron Schock normalizing, another gun nut, Trump mocking Asians and more ...

ABOVE: Come follow Boy Culture here.

BELOW: Equinox's Stephen Ross doubles down on Trump love, Straight Pride run by peaceful racists and more ...

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...

ABOVE: Goonies are Bidgood enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth's show-off shower, Trump's blatant graft, Gaga's new bottom and more ...

ABOVE: The great outdoors.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cole Sprouse in leather pants, Trump Administration's connection to pedophilia, Trump's surprise when asked about his Administration's push to end the criminalization of homosexuality and yet more whining about body positivity (couched in negativity toward the people with traditionally great bodies) ...

Mr. Man took over this post:

The boys over at The CW's teen sex party Riverdale were getting tail in Season 3's twelfth episode, entitled “Bizarrodale.” But there's nothing bizarro about all of the gay spit-swapping that happened between Casey Cott and daddy-in-training Cody Kearsley!

ABOVE: Happy should've-turned-88 to James Dean.

BELOW: Jeff Bezos's dick-pic controversy, Cindy McCain's racist lie and more ...