ABOVE: About 20 laps are in order.

BELOW: Jonas coolness, Assange eviction, Robyn vid, Kweer cards and more ...

ABOVE: Hard at work.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's even hotter (?!) friend, Trump's impotent rage, a sample of Robyn, delish Dillon and more ...

ABOVE: He's just keepin' it teal.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Hoechlin and Billy Reilich flexing their acting muscles, a dark reboot of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Robyn album news, Grindr's attempt to spread kindness along with your legs, Cher's feminist take on an ABBA classique and more ...

ABOVE: His doctor was right.

BELOW: Ruby is the new Batwoman, ruby-red Ohio vote almost swings blue, hip-hop is gay AF, DeVos's yacht troubles, Collins arrested for insider trading, is it anti-gay to be anti-Speedo? (yes) and so much more ...

Caitlyn was saddened to learn many trans girls have to do sex work. Well ... try this on for size.

SHOCKER: Trans porn studio takes on Caitlyn Jenner. (Work Unfriendly)

Kris Jenner's first run-in with Caitlyn Jenner.

Kim Davis could be in jail a long, long time.

“Ron Swanson” says Kim is a terrible coworker.

Xavier Dolan is F hot! 

Drowned Syrian toddler's dad: Nothing left to live for.

Hunky Cody Deal hikes in tights. (Tight ones.)

Joe Biden isn't sure he/his fam can handle another White House run.

Hillary Clinton's associate testified no work e-mails destroyed.

I love Cate Blanchett, too, but ewwwww.

Kids duct-taped to chair, forced to watch Mommie Dearest!

Someone who's been bred by Tom Hardy. 

Incredible Robyn cover will tug tears outta you.

Hot men of the U.S. Open.

This could turn gay foodies straight.

New Janet Jackson single.

Barbara Brecht-Schall dies @ 84.

15th-anniversary edition of (amazing) gay flick Big Eden.

Mark MacKillop's parody of “Dancing on My Own” by Robyn is hysterical ...

If you can't lick 'im...

I'm not really one of Tom's Men, but I do love his work...and his stamps!

Leo DiCaprio busts a move.

THIS BLOGGER IS SUCH A SELL-OUT.

Robyn to release mini-album with Royksopp May 26.

Madonna as Furby, and a Madonna-fueled orgy.

A Game of Thrones pre-wedding, two-person feast costs $1,200.

You don't got she-mail anymore.

Obama taps Gene Robinson for Easter prayer breakfast.

Christian Sanchez (below) looks even hotter naked.

Good Christian!