Wonder what People's Marilyn at 90 issue would look like if she were alive? (GIF via fair use)

Marilyn Monroe would have been 90 today—let that sink in, how she'd look, what she'd be doing. Other stars who alive and 90+.

Journalist who covered Trump for 40 years explains what makes Trump Trump: “I know of no black person who has ever played a significant role in his business.”

Trump U coached students on how to “cash in on” housing crisis. How could any Bernie booster switch to Trump in the general? Stupidity/lack of an ethical base.

Jesus, if Kate Beckinsale isn't too pretty, then how would you describe Michael Bay? Not much of an asshole?

Madonna & Guy Ritchie's custody case over Rocco is done! The show is over, say good-bye.

Via Towleroad: Netflix Brazil celebrates Gay Pride with a touching vid: 

 

 

#KingCobraMovie

A photo posted by Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1) on Oct 21, 2015 at 8:03am PDT

King Cobra plays Tribeca. Will the story of the murder of a monstrous porn producer titillate the critics?

GAY ICON: Rihanna has been coaching a gay fan on coming-out, via direct message. We've made progress since discreetly taking in Judy concerts.

Delectable Colton Haynes indulges in cosplay—what an evil queen!

(Image via Julien's Auctions)

Madonna's (mostly Rosanna Arquette's) prop jacket from Desperately Seeking Susan—recently sold for a quarter of a million bucks—is back on sale. Opening bid: $40K.

P.S. Madonna, looking stunning, is seemingly mending fences with her wayward son.

Hillary Clinton and Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-New York) level double-barreled attacks on Bernie's terrible record on gun control.

Sen. Gillibrand (Image by Matt Sobocinksi for Off Message)

(Image via Instagram @madonna)

BAD EGG: Madonna's bittersweet Easter message to Rocco.

Madonna shuts down false media reports.

Madonna “toxic” to authenticity-craving (ha!) millennials.

RAY OF LIGHT: How Madonna gave this woman her freedom.

Is Madonna's new boyfriend an Ivory Coaster named (sic) Brooklin?

Madonna's “meltdown” is sexist and made up. 

Is Madonna really having a meltdown or are we just sexist? https://t.co/92wXH8zLVo pic.twitter.com/AuqrGt45hb

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 26, 2016

Order yourself a drag singing telegram!

Joe Garagiola dies @ 90.

Buzzfeed shows you a ton of bubblebutts painted like Easter eggs. 

We painted guys’ butts like Easter eggs and this is what happened https://t.co/EU39yBscOf pic.twitter.com/RT6Y4RFtAL

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 22, 2016

Rep. Daniel O'Donnell (D-NY) thinks MMA is like gay porn, should stay banned.

Madonna's tour ends, so Guy takes their son away to her fave vacay spot. Ass.

This cocky piece challenged a former NBAer to a game of one-on-one.

(Video still via here.)

 

(Image via the Sun)

Idiotic Dan Wootton completely fabricated a cover story for the Sun, in which he asserts Madonna was drunk at her Tears of a Clown Melbourne gig. Anyone there and anyone with access to YouTube videos—which presumably includes Wootton—knows Madonna wasn't drunk.

Furthermore, the gig is framed as being some sort of shocking meltdown. Again, watch the videos. The only way in which she shocked fans was with her uncommercial setlist. It was a highlight of her stage career, not some kind of mental break.

Anything to get clicks.

(Image by Michael Raveney)

Bailey & Barbato launch Mapplethorpe: Look at the Pictures film, pop-up show.

Marco Rubio takes Puerto Rico's Republican delegates.

Sexy jock Josh Dugan's bare—and bear—butt.

Last week to bid for a signed poster print of @Josh_Dugan for @Bfoundation http://t.co/gT3ArF6wUe Make a bid ! pic.twitter.com/UGGaE6XX16

— Gregg Porteous (@SkipperAust) September 18, 2015

Madonna gets emotional on stage in New Zealand over Rocco.

Eve Arden & Kaye Ballard impersonate Bette Davis on The Mothers-in-Law.

Get ready for Pinot by Tituss, Tituss Burgess's own brand of pinot noir.

(Image via Pinot by Tituss)

Supporting from France! Good luck boys @GorseinonRFC for the big one today against @LoughorRFC #uppagors 🔴⚪🔴 pic.twitter.com/EfzM7NKe9p

— Leigh Halfpenny (@LeighHalfpenny1) April 4, 2015

Super sexy Leigh Halfpenny pix.

Insane Mary Lou Bruner, who thinks Obama was a gay hooker, won in TX.

Obama, Biden endorse Murphy (Clinton) in FL over Grayson (Sanders).

Miley Cyrus cries over “nightmare” Trump.

Developments in Madonna/Guy Ritchie custody battle over Rocco.

Celebrating the 100th episode RuPaul's Drag Race: 

Ru. Ain’t. Seen. Nothin’. Yet. Are you ready, kitty girl? Catch the Season 8 premiere of #DragRace Monday, March 7 at 9p EST on Logo.

Posted by RuPaul's Drag Race on Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Video still from MSNBC video, here

Hillary hits Bernie's “artful smear,” Bernie hits Hillary on Wall Street, prog cred: debate.

Bernie within 2 points of Hillary nationally.

Women locked out of Tinder for pushing Sanders on guys.

Senate colleagues swiping right on Bernie.

Marco Rubio: There's no there there. And he might be gay.

Carson is still talking about that damned detour home for clothes! 

 

commando, no need for Calvin Klein's

A photo posted by Aaron Carter (@aaroncarter) on Feb 5, 2016 at 2:45am PST

Aaron Carter and Chris Crocker almost kiss on Instagram, all-the-way delete it.

Andy Cohen sandwiched between Julian Edelman & Russell Tovey.

India's Supreme Court coming around on gay rights?

America Ferrera gets asked the most outta-touch-white-dude question ever.

RIP: Earth, Wind & Fire's Maurice White; Playboy's Katie May; BMXer David Mirra.

Madonna's charms lost on Rocco for now, on some Chinese/Taiwanese fans as well. 

 

Taiwan we Here!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️#rebelheartour

A photo posted by Madonna (@madonna) on Feb 3, 2016 at 4:05am PST