ABOVE: Muscle Beach lives!

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Gay Sex and the City

If you're in the mood for a funny, hot M/M romance novel ... click here.

My sexy Instagram getting some love!

Colorado baker still a loser in court.

White Project Runway designer drops racist remark, dubs himself “adorable.”

Beyoncé covers Vogue.

Did Cosby bless a woman with his semen?

This dude's ass is insane. (Work Unfriendly)

The latest It Takeis Two episode is here ... oh, my!

Yet another Bush is down with torture.

Patti Smith's Just Kids becoming a mini-series!

Str8 reddit user details graphic same-sex rape.

HILARIOUS: Str8 dudes react to/try on skimpy AC undies.

There's no way he didn't look awesome in the barely-there underwear.

It's Madonna's birthday week, so ...

7th annual Madonnaworship night at Stonewall on Saturday!

Madonna breaks up with Russia.

Madonna is the 56th greatest songwriter of all time.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie reunite for Rocco's 15th b'day.

Rebel Heart Tour taps Gucci, Miu Miu, Moschino + MORE!

Breaking news on Madonna's 1994 album-cover hairstyle.

Desperately seeking approval.

Jesus, Wendy Williams is disgusting ... consistently:

This is digusting. Now I get why #CancelWendyWilliamsShow is trending. https://t.co/HJKENFxrQ3

— louis (@louis_mess) August 14, 2015

Hillary Clinton and #BlackLivesMatter meet up.

Donald Trump: Is he smarter than a third-grader?

Cavewoman Fiorina supports parents' right to not vaccinate kids.

Joe Biden closer to running than ever?

It's okay if Ben Carson worked on aborted fetal tissue. 

Franken supports Iran deal.

Lawless KY clerks continue to deny marriage licenses.

Jerusalem stabbing survivor hits out at cops.

Blah, blah, blah ... Greek water polo team ...

Take the anti-bullying pledge.

Out student omitted from yearbook by mistake?

If your school is called Betsy Layne, how do you not grow up gay?

 

Jeb Bush would have authorized Iraq invasion.

Jeb says George W. Bush would be his top foreign-policy advisor.

Hillary doesn't dominate the 2016 conversation, she is the conversation.

Frail Burt Reynolds plugs memoir.

Inside Joe & Sofia's engagement par-tay.

The rest of what happened at the GLAAD Awards.

Huge pro-marriage equality rally in Dublin.

Apple Watch watch: Problems?

Rat-infested Madonna is proud of her 4 kids ... who are growing up!

A shout-out for all the “Fat Chicks”!

Kylie Jenner denies she's a wild child.

Gracie and Frankie's Ethan Embry, hottie for the ages.

Colton Haynes heats up Spain.

Not enough wind beneath his wings

My future boyfriend Jonathan Bennett broke 2 ribs. Thanks, Bette Midler.

This book did not win a Lambda Literary Award.

Rudy Giuliani sounds like a Klansman at this point.

Red State's Ben Howe, a proud bully, pours acid on Michael Brown wound.

Wilson's freedom was a lock following D.A. & police errors.

The cops who blew away 12yo didn't administer first aid after he went down.

Fed judge decides Goodell's a liar, Ray Rice gets to play.

Benedict Cumberbatch dresses down his Cumberbitches.

Bitches be like...

Munchkin the Shih Tzu does runway.

Cheerful Madonna and fam in Malawi. Eat shit, Joyce Banda.

Is Madonna dating tenor Jonas Kaufmann?

Forida going after the gays—again.

29-year-old Real World star has died.

DO NOT CLICK HERE...if you hate men in jockstraps. (Work Unfriendly)

Post-Thanksgiving laugh from 2013 never gets old.

Was Shia LaBeouf really raped? For art?

Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer after the jump...

Gallery from the party above, plus tons more photos of Madonna & others below.

A few hours ago, I was lucky enough to attend the launch party for Madonna's secretprojectrevolution, a 17-minute short film made in conjunction with Steven Klein that's meant to address discrimination and injustice in the world.

I arrived around 9 for the event, then had to kill time until 10 before the doors opened. The e-mail containting the invite had stressed promptness, warning we may not get in if we arrived past 10:45. But too early was no good either. How would everyone get into the Gagosian Gallery between 10 and 10: 45? Turns out the guest list was just that small, maybe 250 people.

MORE VIDEOS GOING UP LATER, INCLUDING INSIDE THE PARTY!

My first memory of really being into Madonna would be from around September 1983. I was driving home from playing Dungeons & Dragons at my cousin's in Swartz Creek, listening to Top 40 radio at full blast, and rocking (more like popping) out to Shannon's "Let the Music Play" when "Holiday" came on. My reaction to it was immediate—this was like aural sex, a true popgasm.

Exactly 27 years later, my dream to meet Madonna finally materialized last night at, of all places, Macy's.

Four great chicks: Liz, Nadia (her assistant), Lola & Madonna

Admittedly, the desire to meet an idol is fraught with risk. No less a personage than former recording star and current recording exec Tommy Page has cautioned me about doing such a thing (I told him I'd been a member of his fan club 'cuz I thought he was cute but meeting him was lovely so why not push it?). And it's also a shallow, silly kind of goal in life—or would be, if it were my only one. But nonetheless, it has been a goal and it's now in my rearview and I'm happy to say it went off without a hitch.