This is a real cover that Bauer Publishing authorized. It's in print. It exists!
In Touch Photoshops Bruce Jenner into being female to fit their story.
Meet the new Osama bin Laden.
IF ONLY WE'D KNOWN: With President Romney, there'd be “no ISIS.”
Romney will run in '16 (as I said). Will anyone care?
Non-naked female musician allowed on Rolling Stone cover.
Charges against Eagle bartender's assailant DROPPED.
Willam's “Boy Is a Bottom” is now in Spanish!
Baby, if I'm the bottom, you're the top!
The Bachelor's Tim Robards flashes major dick cleav. (Work Unfriendly)
Madonna confirmed for Grammys performance.
Carla Alcorn, the late Leelah's mom, continues to be a total asshole.
Miley goes full-frontal. Well, some soap suds are in the way.
Naya Rivera's hygiene tips really stink.
The GOP is gunning for Social Security. Again. Fuck their old voters.
Towleroad has Chris Hemsworth's see-through shirt dance in animated form.