ABOVE: We live in a timeline when Billy Dee Williams is 87!

BELOW: Keep reading for Liam Hemsworth, that 9-1-1 kiss and more ...

ABOVE: Pete's nips.

BELOW: Keep reading for an underwear overlord, Pompeo's taxpayer-funded dog walker, Karl Rove's racist rhetoric returns, the face/dick challenge and more ...

Allen addresses the book's rocky history in this edition. (Image via Arcade)

Conventional wisdom was that after Woody Allen's initial publisher dropped his memoir under pressure (spearheaded by Ronan Farrow), the book would never see the light of day. Instead, Arcade has picked up the ball and just made Apropos of Nothing available. More news here, plus a publisher's statement.

ABOVE: Washing that man right outta his hair.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's loony Fox call, Luke Evans's new album, a Russian man accused of child sexual assault for talking to kids about being gay and more ...

ABOVE: Birthday boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Frank Ocean's surprise, Trump cronies admitting his impeachable offenses, Drag Kids and more ...

ABOVE: A wrestler with an inspiring story. And nice pits.

BELOW: Gay kisses, new assault allegations against Trump and Lauer (not in tandem), Tyler Perry's gift to LGBTQ people and more ...

ABOVE: Flight me.

BELOW: Zac's injury, anti-gay West Virginian cretin and more ...

ABOVE: Here's why I love Summer Diary Project.

BELOW: Gay art, Republicans abandoning North Carolina Republican, a right-winger thinks it's harder being conservative than gay and more ...