ABOVE: Harrison Ford is 83 years hot today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ellen supporting Rosie, Trump botching Epstein and more ...

ABOVE: The new Physique Pictorial soldiers on, with all of the photographer interviews — as they have been for a few years — by me!

Check Out Physique Pictorial HERE!

BELOW: Keep reading for muscles, Trump's own dementia scandal and more ...

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ABOVE: How I think I look when I've lost 10 whole lbs. and my favorite song comes on.

BELOW: Keep reading for Go-Go's boys, hot guys for Sam Fox and more ...

ABOVE: William Zabka gets better with age.

BELOW: Keep reading for a ginger dream, the two very different ways Kamala & Trump spent Sunday, age-gap love and more ...

ABOVE: I find his set-ups — he does this over and over to women, men, young women, young men, old women, old men — endlessly entertaining.

BELOW: Keep reading for a peach, good polls for Kamala, a furious grandma and more ...

ABOVE: Let's fucking go! A Deadpool & Wolverine trailer powered by Madonna music and Leslie Uggams riffing on cocaine.

Bonus: Dave Sheridan, tanline legend, from 2001's Ghost World. (Images via video stills)

BELOW: Keep reading for Ball-ers, Cher's Rock Hall victory, Melania's LGBTQ+ efforts and more ...

How does your garden grow? (Image via Adelante)

ABOVE: Mags of the week.

BELOW: Keep reading for a nonapology, Madonna at her most glittering and giving, a disaster in Morocco and more ...

Hot stuff, coming through! (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: Check out my Dylan McDermott tribute here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Charlie Cox, Rihanna, John Fetterman and (sadly) a bunch of bullshit, too ...