ABOVE: Abs? Fab.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis ace tennis ass, the snowballing impeachment inquiry, Ryan Guzman nude, Pete Buttigieg's here and queer, and more ...

ABOVE: Major Bruce/Tom Hintnaus vibes.

BELOW: Keep reading for nude dude, Trump on deportations, questions for Troye Sivan and more ...

ABOVE: Nice view.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Hernandez's teen lover spilling the beans, Golden Girls cereal, Trump sticking up for Saudi Arabia, Marie Osmond weeping over the suppression of Christianity and much more ...

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It's incredible to me that even a dumb-ass like Roy Moore would fall for Sacha Baron Cohen's fairly obvious ruse ...

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Senator-elect Doug Jones, who had previously called on Al Franken to resign over sexual-impropriety allegations, says Trump shouldn't resign over sexual-impropriety allegations because people knew about them and elected him anyway ...

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Peanut farmer Nathan Mathis, the elderly man whose solo protest of Roy Moore on election eve went viral, showed up on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Friday. No spoilers, but Ellen wound up saying, Oh, I like you a lot.

Keep reading to watch ...

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Above, feast your eyes on Canada's anti-Trump. More on him here.

Below, six links, including an Alabama inspiration, a House Hunters hunk, an FCC twit and many sexy crop tops ...

Above, Ben Cohen is Dad forever.

Keep reading for the SAG nominations, an exiting gay ump, Omarosa's final bow and much more ...