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ABOVE: More of him after the jump.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's insurrection, a Black gay Republican who's unhappy his racist and homophobic party rejects him and more ...

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Sooo ... I say that Jennis Ellis is sorry she found out, but not that she fucked around ...

ABOVE: That is a may-un.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot model, a gay apologia, book bannings, Madonna as art and more ...

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ABOVE: It's Billy Campbell's 64th! More here.

BELOW: Australian dancer, Ryan Murphy self-IDS as a strike-breaking turd, hot model, France Joli's big break and more ...

ABOVE: Blew period.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mo'Nique comes out as bisexual, VP Harris uplifts the Tennessee Three, abortion on the ropes (agin) and more ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: With Katie Hobbs's breathtaking defeat of MAGA queen Kari Lake, Kari's old drag pal Barbra Seville — who worked tirelessly to expose her hypocrisy — is taking a victory lap

BELOW: Keep reading for Andrew Garfield's unveiling, Giuliani off the hook, RIP to an Obama dancing partner and more ...

ABOVE: Complaints of queerbaiting are ridiculous. I always remember the first time I heard a passionate attack of a star for queerbaiting, it was Chadwick Moore attacking Nick Jonas for having the temerity to speak up for LGBTQ rights at Stonewall. Then Moore became a far-right Republican.

BELOW: Keep reading for Christ Meloni (not a typo), Emmy winners, Sri Lanka decriminalizing the gays, Lindsey Graham seeking 100 years of Democratic rule and more ...