All he wants for Christmas ... is dick! (Image via video still)

√ Why do so many gay men want to listen to that Mariah song for the umpteenth time instead of queer rapper Lil Nas X's outrageous Christmas anthem, complete with N-words and bragging about bottoming?

This song gives me the “I Promised Myself” Nick Kamen feels! (Image via BandCamp)

√ Gay singer Justin Utley is coming out with his first original seasonal offering, “All Is Bright.”

On the drag (Image by Albert Sanchez & Pedro Alba for Cosmo UK)

RuPaul is breaking boundaries like it's 2021 — covering Cosmo UK's December 2020/January 2021 issue. Nice werk if you can get it!

ABOVE: Get your CHULO on.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: Pence is full of shit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Typhoid Trumpy petulantly refusing to debate Biden virtually, Chris Evans showing off almost every inch of his body, Buttigieg murders Fox News and more ...

ABOVE: Nothing wrong with that.

BELOW: Keep reading for the grossest Democrat in the '20 cycle, Trump's white-supremacist stronghold crumbling, Tyra Sanchez arrested and more ...

ABOVE: He was in Teen Beach Movie.

BELOW: Keep reading for how to come out to Mom and Dad, the new Epstein doc drop, Ivanka & Jared's financial disclosures, a Greek-American racist gone wild and more   ...

ABOVE: Makes cents.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on the passing of John Lewis, Barr's black ops going national, a gay man's murder leads to three arrests and more ...

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Guess they chose America over Trump! They know #TrumpHasNoCredibilty

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— Truth Matters (@TruthsOverTrump) July 5, 2020

ABOVE: Rome burns, Trump fiddles with Confederate flags.

BELOW: Keep reading for that anti-Trump book by Mary Trump, Prince Royce's diagnosis, some dudes who used to be cool, a Merv Griffin flashback and more ...