ABOVE: I wonder if he needs help extracting sand from ... places?

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ABOVE: We live in a timeline when Billy Dee Williams is 87!

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Whoever shot this Jake Gyllenhaal video knew what they were doing: pic.twitter.com/rsd9t0XOoi

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 19, 2024

ABOVE: A bird's-eye-view video of sweaty Jake Gyllenhaal.

BELOW: Gay love, the new Bond, Stormy Daniels can testify against Trump and more ...

ABOVE: John Cena, you've got the parts.

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ABOVE: Thigh highs.

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Melissa McCarthy with all the feels for drag. pic.twitter.com/LpzSWMFNh3

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) February 17, 2024

ABOVE: Melissa McCarthy is a great advocate.

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ABOVE: William Zabka is aging like fine wine — ain't it a kick?

BONUS: Vintage tintype that's such a drag! (Image via Peter Miller of New York)

BELOW: Keep reading for a strip club's birthday, late greats and more ...

High-flying, adored ... (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Some of these Instagram hardbodies have other lives — a pilot!

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