I feel so special! (Image via my spam folder)

ABOVE: Guys, I'm out of here — I have been chosen.

BELOW: Keep reading for a fascinating story about gay publishing, why Tucker Carlson should quit Fox News, RIP Cynthia Harris and more ...

ABOVE: Not sure he was as impressed with it as I am.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Cindy Brady still sucks, Lil Nas X and Bretman Rock rocking the VMAs, another satisfied COVID-19 denialist laid to rest and more ...

ABOVE: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is 40 years of age. Let that sink in.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DWTS gay-plosion, Biden's latest judge picks, some Mary Tyler Moore birthdays and deathdays, how a gay rep is helping push back against the California recall on Grindr and more...

He has almost 10K IG followers, many of whom helpfully respond to his videos that he looks hot. (Image via IG)

TMZ reports that Lucian Piane, the batshit-crazy former RuPaul's Drag Race performer (not to be confused with batshit-crazy former RuPaul's Drag Race performer Santino Rice), has been arrested for public intoxication. For good measure, he also apparently went all Mel Gibson on cops, calling them cunts.

Matt Gaetz says today that the reason he doesn’t “fit in” well with other Members of Congress is because most of them are old and obese. pic.twitter.com/4k8MinxYUE

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2021

ABOVE: I know Matt Gaetz is a horrible person, but the above snark is beyond the pale, even for him. Dude is going to be arrested and is still spouting off like this.

BELOW: Keep reading for a look at muscle dysmorphia, terrorist blasts in Kabul, Harris's historical meeting with Vietnamese LGBTQ activists, RuPaul gays up the news and more ...

ABOVE: I thought the late Patrick Swayze's early, pube-tastic modeling shot was well-known to all, but lots have asked me about it. It's from a 1974 issue of After Dark. Enjoy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a governor's sickening double-dealing on COVID, Leslie Jordan schooling T.I. (and T.I. accepting it graciously), Orlando Bloom's nekkid ass and more...

ABOVE: Focus due.

BELOW: Cosby sprung, Bradys dragged, Lil Nas X and Madonna were just playing and more ...

ABOVE: More just like him HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sad loss, a shirtless birthday, three jocks coming out as queer and more ...