ABOVE: Outsider? I hardly know 'er!

BELOW: Keep reading for a proudly big butt, Trump & Vance tag-teaming Zelenskyy like the chickenhawks they are in the Oval Office and more ...

ABOVE: Whyyyy?

BELOW: Actor goes full-frontal, Mid-Century Modern is coming, Madonna's back and more ...

Oh, baby blue! (Image by Alvaro Beamud Cortes for Vman)

ABOVE: Cooper shows how it's done for Vman.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump tide turning, Delta steps up for queer employees, new books & music & more ...

ABOVE: She was honest!

BELOW: Keep reading for Dirk Bogarde's gay panic, Village People playing Trump's inauguration and more ...

Tyler Koberstein went from beanpole to massively stacked in a year. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: He's got one of those accounts that always brings a smile to your face.

BELOW: Flag on that play ...

Bag boy (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: Wanna feel old? Alex the crush-worthy teen Target bagger went viral TEN YEARS AGO.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of President Jimmy Carter, why Wicked is radical and more ...

ABOVE: C. Thomas Howell's butt was unsurpassed. Follow me here!

Bonus hot guy of the day is DEWEY MARTIN. (Image via movie still)

BELOW: Keep reading for Syria, Judy Garland, naked guys and more...

ABOVE: I can smell him.

BELOW: Keep reading for booties, Trump's flop nomination and more ...