ABOVE: Didn't get hotter than him.

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Harry Styles has long been rumored to be bisexual — but is he acknowledging it with his new song “Medicine”? ...

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Kate McKinnon shoved her face in Ryan Gosling's butt as part of an SNL sketch tonight. Just for that, I'm eating out Tatiana Maslany, Kate — take that!

Keep reading to watch (and hand Cecily Strong an Emmy for professionalism) ...

Have you ever sat through a movie just because you knew an actor in it was gonna get shirtless?

These days, you don't really have to — the images will always hit the Internet.

One of my favorite kinds of shirtless scenes is the kind where the actor is actually shown removing his shirt. So keep reading for over a dozen GIFs of famous faces in the act of revealing their famous pecs and abs ...

Christian Bale in 2000's American Psycho (Image via Lionsgate)

Thank you, American Elle, for the following video valentine to great moments in male underwear ...

Harry tried to say the heart monitor was faulty, but eventually relaxed into his man crush. (Video still via Extra)

When Harry Styles allowed himself to be hooked up to a heart monitor while the BBC's Nick Grimshaw flashed him various images, he probably didn't expect to see a shirtless Ryan Gosling ... and he for sure didn't expect his heart rate to immediately go up!

The One Direction singer and Dunkirk star was flustered by the fact, laughing and saying, “No, it's not!” But it did go up. He admitted Gosling was “looking very handsome” and called the scene the picture was from — in The Notebook (2004) — “a good scene.” He eventually told Extra, “He's a handsome man. I'm not ashamed.”

Yes! It's okay for men to be a little attracted to other men. (Also okay to secretly desire being pounded out, but ... baby steps.) Being homo-friendly is what makes you beautiful, Harry.

Now, Gosling is responding goodnaturedly, joking that he's concerned for Harry's health!

Gosling told Extra at Comic-Con:

I’m more concerned he might have a heart condition. It’s less about me and more about something more serious... My prayers are with him and I hope he has a safe and swift recovery.

Keep reading to watch and listen to Ryan deliver the message, if your heart can take it ...

(Video still via Goldene Kamera)

Somehow, the powers that be at the Goldene Kamera Awards in Germany fell for the above look-not-alike and allowed him to take the stage as Ryan Gosling as people like Jane Fonda and Nicole Kidman looked on in bemusement.

Even Faye Dunaway coulda called this one right.

Video after the jump ...

LMAOOO did anyone else peep @VancityReynolds and Andrew Garfield kiss? 😂 #GoldenGlobes pic.twitter.com/Fm0PCBCrpj

— 🐘 (@alexvxn) January 9, 2017