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Quentin Tarantino correctly IDed Mandingo as a rare instance of a big-budget exploitation flick. (Image via Paramount)

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I'LL HAVE WHAT HE'S HAVING: Leigh Halfpenny's foot-long.

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More dish on that new director's cut of 54, this time including some feedback from star Ryan Phillippe about that lost kiss between himself and Breckin Meyer:

“There was a part of us that was a little sad nobody ever got to see it,” says Phillippe of the kiss, which was restored for the director's cut. “We did something that was relatively bold for two young male actors, and we took pride in the places that the original story went. So, it’s nice that people finally get to see Breckin and me kiss.”

Read the rest of the report on Vulture.

Miramax, no longer under the control of the Weinsteins or Disney, has funded a restoration—a director's cut—of the maligned 1998 movie 54, starring Ryan Phillippe, Breckin Meyer, Salma Hayek, Neve Campbell and Mike Myers. It's ready to be seen, and at least one reviewer calls it a remarkably better movie.

Why did 54 suck to begin with? Its director, Mark Christopher, talks about how why the studio hamhandedly de-gayed it:

“So here's what happened. We had a small budget for such a big movie. It was $8 million, right? Then my cast started getting huge [i.e., more famous] when we were shooting and then the studio saw the dailies and loved them. So, already they started planning this as a bigger movie than it was ever meant to be. I think they actually loved my first cut, but then they tested it out in Long Island at malls. What you get are people like you that loved it and would score it 100, but all of these other people from the suburbs in 1998 who really gave incredibly homophobic feedback. And I think that was scary to the studio.”

More here. Check out a clip from the restored version here.

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