ABOVE: Still sad to ponder.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest on the Biden/Harris --> Harris/TBD swap, Richard Simmons's last photo and more ...

ABOVE: Let's fucking go! A Deadpool & Wolverine trailer powered by Madonna music and Leslie Uggams riffing on cocaine.

Bonus: Dave Sheridan, tanline legend, from 2001's Ghost World. (Images via video stills)

BELOW: Keep reading for Ball-ers, Cher's Rock Hall victory, Melania's LGBTQ+ efforts and more ...

(Image via video still)

Ryan Reynolds has a colonoscopy on camera ...

ABOVE: I didn't expect that Brokeback Mountain prequel to be a Christmas rom-com, but I loved it.

BELOW: Keep reading for hung cartoons, the January 6 committee naming names, guns galore and more ...

ABOVE: That phrase about suns and buns.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay dads on Sesame Street, Ryan Reynolds' hole, the flag flap caused by (checks notes) Macy Gray and more ...

ABOVE: Sleek.

BELOW: Keep reading for historical homos, Milo casting off his perversion, a fully bi Deadpool and more ...

Okay, the title's a goof, but Mr. Man thinks there's nothing sexier than a beefcake’s cheeks out on display.

To that ... end ... they've assembled 9 of their favorite men in thongs purely for your pleasure.

These boys are simply bulging with barely hidden talent.

And remember — the $99-for-a-lifetime-membership deal still stands, so CLICK HERE and you won't regret it!

Keep reading for dongs in thongs ...

(All images via Mr. Man)

Canada Day is Sunday so Mr. Man decided to pay homage by presenting their favorite Canadians in nude roles. O, Canada indeed ...