ABOVE: I'd stand by him.

BELOW: Keep reading for Elon's DOGE twink who is destroying the U.S., Trump's hard-on for (fellow) woman-hating fascists and more ...

ABOVE: Still sad to ponder.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest on the Biden/Harris --> Harris/TBD swap, Richard Simmons's last photo and more ...

ABOVE: Let's fucking go! A Deadpool & Wolverine trailer powered by Madonna music and Leslie Uggams riffing on cocaine.

Bonus: Dave Sheridan, tanline legend, from 2001's Ghost World. (Images via video stills)

BELOW: Keep reading for Ball-ers, Cher's Rock Hall victory, Melania's LGBTQ+ efforts and more ...

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Ryan Reynolds has a colonoscopy on camera ...

ABOVE: I didn't expect that Brokeback Mountain prequel to be a Christmas rom-com, but I loved it.

BELOW: Keep reading for hung cartoons, the January 6 committee naming names, guns galore and more ...

ABOVE: That phrase about suns and buns.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay dads on Sesame Street, Ryan Reynolds' hole, the flag flap caused by (checks notes) Macy Gray and more ...

ABOVE: Sleek.

BELOW: Keep reading for historical homos, Milo casting off his perversion, a fully bi Deadpool and more ...

Okay, the title's a goof, but Mr. Man thinks there's nothing sexier than a beefcake’s cheeks out on display.

To that ... end ... they've assembled 9 of their favorite men in thongs purely for your pleasure.

These boys are simply bulging with barely hidden talent.

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Keep reading for dongs in thongs ...