Above: Towel for sale.

Below: Keep reading for Alec Nysten's junk, Trump's phone call taped, Sacha Baron Cohen's nudest moments, Kathy Griffin takes on Ellen DeGeneres over Joan Rivers's dead body, and more ...

Above: The beach boy.

Below: Keep reading for the model and actor convicted of child molestation, Scarlett Johansson's about-face on Rub & Tug, and tons more news ...

Above: Looks like Tom of Finland was Nostradamus.

Below: Keep reading for hot swimwear, two sad RIPs, Trump's illegitimate presidency, and more ...

The Twan and only! (Video still via Instagram @twan)

OMG Blog: Insta-star Twan Kuyper proudly displays his soft (!) spot. (Work Unfriendly)

Joe.My.God.: Same-sex marriage has come to Germany! First ceremonies can begin October 1 unless Bavaria challenges.

Huff Post: The myriad ways in which Trump can blatantly break the law or facilitate breaking the law — and get away with it legally. But Hillary was corrupt?!

Sacha Baron Cohen left the Mercury biopic because it was vanilla. Above, Queen. (Image via Capitol)

HIV Plus: Rami Malek will play Freddie Mercury in a biopic that will apparently leave out Mercury's HIV. WTF?

Towleroad: A Brigham Young University adjunct professor was canned for a social media post broadly supporting  LGBTQ people.

The Guardian: Gay stars reveal the art that changed them — David Sedaris on The Boys in the Band (1970), Isaac Julien on Caravaggio (1986), more!

Caravaggio — with a young Tilda Swinton (Image via Cinevista)