ABOVE: Follow here if you're into my Madonna content.

BELOW: Keep reading for a pink-underwear godling, Fauci & Birx's disappearing act, Queer as Folk nude-off and more ...

ABOVE: Towel boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay South African lust, Pitt as Fauci, Birx gives Trump cover, the end of double-spacing as we know it and more ...

ABOVE: Hi, drama.

BELOW: Keep reading for a DNA lottery winner, sobering COVID-19 predictions, a heartwarming blast from the past, the death of a soap star and more ...

ABOVE: Blond god.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of a Desperately Seeking Susan cast member, COVID-19 causing record unemployment, hope in the form of a new ventilator, Kathy Griffin falls ill and more ...

ABOVE: They don't usually look like this.

BELOW: Keep reading for Avan Jogia, River Viperii's pubes, Trump vs. coronavirus and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: Puppy love.

BELOW: Zambia slams pro-gay ambassador, Touch Our Junk getting gentrified, New Year's Cockin' Eve and more ...

ABOVE: I'm a glasses-half-full kinda guy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian J. Smith's sexy kissing scenes, Roger Stone found stone-cold guilty, Lena Waithe announces secret wedding ceremony and more ...