ABOVE: (Follow here!) Somehow, teen idol Bobby Sherman is 78!

BELOW: Keep reading for manspreading, Dax Shepard's ripped body, two gross incidents of hate crimes and more ...

ABOVE: Again, nice to have a POTUS instead of a POS! (He's so well-liked that writers of anti-Biden books are having a problem selling them.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a blow-up at Helix Studios, Trump's blog ends (already!), National Enquirer must pay up for unfair Trump favoritism, a sexy vet and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

ABOVE: What would Wendy say?

BELOW: Keep reading for trophy boys, Sharon Osbourne's dismissal of the little people, House reps who love sedition, a hate crime victim who fought back and much more ...

ABOVE: Not exactly what we have in mind, but a shot's a shot's a shot.

BELOW: Keep reading for the end of Pose, a major new Trump lawsuit, amfAR's latest honorees, a new ass to French kiss and more ...

ABOVE: He said it!

BELOW: Brian Sims for lieutenant governor, a mysterious San Francisco disappearance, Lindsey Graham's prediction about Lara Trump and more ...

ABOVE: In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day, some of the untold gay stories.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay, Black fireman suing for discrimination — in San Francisco, and more ...

ABOVE: An example of the type of photo posted by Saverio Pescucci on a roommate-seeking service. It ... didn't go the way he expected. (Or did it?)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Biden's racial justice plans, Nikki Haley's laughable admonition for us all to move on already and more ...