ABOVE: Beautiful — kind of like an updated Tom Hintnaus.

BELOW: Keep reading for SNL's newest LGBTQ cast member, Trump's new sexual assault allegation, Barr's treasonous push to brand protesters as treasonous and more ...

ABOVE: Stop and smell the — whatevers.

BELOW: Keep reading for an even stronger thigh game, Trump belittling Lincoln, rugby ass, Todrick Hall on Scooter Braun and more ...

ABOVE: Towel boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay South African lust, Pitt as Fauci, Birx gives Trump cover, the end of double-spacing as we know it and more ...

ABOVE: This is a pose I could get behind.

PART 2: Also ABOVE, looks like his Pose co-star had the same impulse!

BELOW: Keep reading for Fauci's Trump-suction, gray-haired Pietro Boselli, the Tumblr-izing of Instagram and more ...

ABOVE: I found two eggs!

BELOW: Soloflex stud, RIP to an NYC philanthropist, COVID-19 follies and more ...

ABOVE: Hangin' out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt-baring Bachelorette brah, Bloomberg and Klobuchar on the rise, Luke Evans shows off his BF and more ...

ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...