ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...

Some International tail (Image via All Man)

ABOVE: Yes, International Male was the Playgirl of After Darks. Michael Musto interview with filmmakers HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for some horror-TV buns, Bolton getting backup, Jennifer Coolidge worship, a Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist gets arrested and more ...

ABOVE: Upside-down, you're turnin' me.

BELOW: Awkward sexiness, a Human of New York, Mnuchin's turncoat wife and more ...

ABOVE: Poor guy forgot to do up his pants.

BELOW: Keep reading for Theler's booty-ful side, Bernie's embrace of Joe Rogan, another Mean Girls movie and more ...

ABOVE: Traveling, traveling ... !

BELOW: Keep reading for movie nudity, Michael Che's vendetta, tennis short-shorts, Prince Charles bitch-slaps the Pences without saying a word ...