ABOVE: If you don't know Ross Collab, get to know Ross Collab.

BELOW: Waterboard Trump in your commode, ogle Tom Goss in a Speedo, chastise Ivanka for using her email kerfuffle and more ...

ABOVE: End of the world, indeed.

BELOW: A DNA dude for the ages, Australian wedding mag tanks after going anti-gay, death of a Hollywood giant and more ...

ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Father and son!

BELOW: Keep reading for Milan Christopher's come to gay Jesus moment, Gus Kenworthy's thirsty social media come-ons, a Dem wins Jeff Flake's Arizona Senate seat, Trump wants to fuck Puerto Rico (more, and again), high school Nazis and more ...

ABOVE: Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's attack on California, Blaze Bernstein's alleged killer pleading not guilty, how Trump's fake A.G. is anti-gay, Madonna's $30K movie prop and more ...

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

BELOW: Not gonna lie, lots of shitty news, from a new mass shooting to Trump openly battling the media and firing Jeff Sessions and more, plus some silver-daddy eye candy so you don't wnat to kill yourself immediately ...

ABOVE: Me-owwww!

BELOW: Tom of Finland jocks, Arizona is listing blue thanks to a little green help, prostate cancer and gay men, and Bad Boy club ...

Days before the all-important midterms, a clumsy attempt has been made to smear Robert Mueller using easily discredited claims of sexual impropriety.

The man presumed to be behind the scam — which has been referred to the FBI for investigation — apparently used his mommy's private number as the office number of a sham business he set up as part of the scheme.

Lying about sexual abuse ... see, the Republicans who support Trump, and Trump himself, always accuse the left of things they themselves actually will do or have done. They brayed that Christine Blasey Ford was paid to lie about her sexual abuse, and here Jacob Wohl, a 20-year-old Trumpster, is allegedly involved in just that.