ABOVE: Better red!

BELOW: Lucas Hedges opens up on his sexual orientation, Marco Rubio gets feisty with Alex Jones, Raquel Welch is pushin' 80, some tennis-player buns, the dark side of standom, and more ...

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The phrase “hot as a Swedish curler” is now a thing ...

It's just a workshop ... it'll be fun! (Images via E!)

E!'s The Arrangement, which airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET/PT, stars gorgeous Josh Henderson as an A-list actor in the thrall of a self-help cult called The Institute for the Higher Mind, whose marriage to a young actress (Christine Evangelista) is being micromanaged by the group's charismatic leader (Michael Vartan).

I've loved Josh since his Scene 23 days!

It's hard not to catch that it's vibing on the Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Scientology stories, which included rumors that Cruise's people had auditioned several actresses to become his wife before settling on Holmes. Holmes did not renew her contr — I mean, she later divorced him.

I think we could come to an arrangement!

The Arrangement is bringing in boffo ratings — 2.2M total viewers when it premiered March 5 — but I can't help wondering whether E! just low-key went to war with Scientology. Good on them!

This ...

... reminded me of this, from 1983's The Making of a Male Model (Image via ABC)

Keep reading for a taste of the show ...

Clinton: I thought I could power through illness - CNN Video

In a phone interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper, Hillary Clinton says she is feeling better and discusses fainting spells in the past.

Hillary Clinton, in a call to Anderson Cooper, said she didn't think her pneumonia “was going to be that big a deal.”

How to fix Hillary: Antibiotics and MORE WATER. How to fix Trump: ??? (Hillary's gonna win.)

Pence pretends Trump isn't still a birther, refuses to concede that David Duke is deplorable. DAVID. DUKE.

Alexis Arquette in 1998's The Wedding Singer (Image via New Line)

Alexis Arquette reportedly died of AIDS-related causes.

Brad Pitt compares The Passion of the Christ to Scientology. Jesus H. (for Hubbard?) Christ!

Sexy mofo Jimmy Garoppolo, in various states of undress.

Sorry folks, but Jimmy Garoppolo is way hotter than Tom Brady https://t.co/c9RcwtUH6d pic.twitter.com/vZCGgpUT3c

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) September 12, 2016

Madonna and Sean Penn (who may or may not be this year's Liz Taylor & Richard Burton.) with Mercy and David. pic.twitter.com/Yq9Ao0Zkko

— Jacob Bernstein (@BernsteinJacob) January 10, 2016

Madonna is NOT dating Sean Penn.

Obergefell and BF of  slain San Bernardino man Obama's SOTU guests.

White House won't endorse Hillary or Bernie pre-primaries.

Trump boldly calls NFL—and the U.S.—“soft.”

Pope urges broader LGBT acceptance.

In bed with a hot scruffster.

With thanks to Scott: Gaga channeled Breathless—sort of—at the Globes.

Common meme plastered all over Facebook

Leo DiCaprio overshadows Gaga's awkward Globes win.

Gaga didn't thank her fiancé, but Cher approved of her win.

Big changes for Titus Burgess on 'Kimmy Schmidt.

This kid likes Star Wars too much.

The famous naked dudes of 2015.

This Encyclopedia Madonnica 20 reader forgot his pants.

Sweetest purple kitty ever.

H/T Queerty: The Wizard of Oz, with all is dialogue alphabetized. Insane!

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They're rich, but worthless.

Affluenza teen Ethan Couch apprehended with accomplice mom in Mexico.

Arrested for kiddie porn, Mark Salling settled sex-battery case for $2.7M in March.

Unfortunate signage

The bold fucks threw a going-away party before fleeing.

ISIL has, er, scruples about how exactly to rape women and girls.

Prosecutor blames Tamir Rice for his own death.

George Takei on being closeted.

Amazing Garçon Model undies calendar!

BREAKING: Eric Decker's got a nice ass.

Silver fox spotted on the streets of NYC.

Steve Grand's body was in spite of booze 'n' carbs.

 

Over 1/2 million views on "All I Want for Christmas is You" in just 6 days. You guys are incredible! THANK YOU! 3.5 weeks of sobriety (with a few exceptions). Honestly, I am feeling better than ever. Who would have thought that when you stop poisoning yourself every day with alcohol and fast food, and start doing cardio and sleeping at normal hours, that you actually start to feel and function better? 😜;p But in all seriousness, this is big for me. I have a feeling it's going to be a big year for all of us here in this #GrandFam. :) so many exciting things to come over the next few months (starting with #WeAreTheNight video :D!) So since I am abstaining from alcohol (mostly) and can't do shots with you, I figured the next best thing would be posting this douchey, post-gym selfie (not at all because I'm loving my post-gym pump and how much bigger I look in this downlighting 😜) So here's to you, and to all of us - to getting this far (even if we made it there just barely... And drunk) and to an even bigger, better, more magical 2016. Love, Steve 😄 :D Ps. I'm naturally a hairless cat. Send your #thoughtsandprayers - that I may grow chest hair. And not just in little circle forests around my nipples. #thanks Pps. My back actually isn't crooked. I'm just trying to make my abs look better than they are 😜;p #opticalillusion

A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Dec 28, 2015 at 12:27am PST

Why GOP convention could be messy, but probably won't be brokered.

Trump throws shit-fit over newspaper editorial.

Cody Calafiore eye-candy binge.

Enrique Iglesias too hot for Sri Lanka.

Boning up over The Carol Burnett Show.

Anti-gay bakers are paying up.

Rock star dies two days after cancer diagnosis.

Country singer missing after ominous tweet; friend dead.

Tom Cruise sells estate adjacent to Scientology HQ. Hmmm.

Justin Bieber graffiti flap brewing in San Francisco.

Done on Purpose? You better Belieb it.

Billy Eichner and Rachel Dratch take the piss out of Scientology ...

Calendar boy

The 2016 Cody Deal calendar seems like a great deal.

Signorile on media ignoring Death to Gays pastor scandal.

U.S. thinks “Jihadi John” was killed by drone. Yay!

Establishment GOPers scared of Trump & Carson.

Judy Garland would approve.

Madonna's #2 on Billboard's Greatest of All Time—Hot 100 Artists list.

Zachary Quinto loves sluts.

Aren't up-the-shorts shots divine?

“Easy” lover

Kfir's cover of F.R. David's “Words (Don't Come Easy)."

Looks like Facts of Life-era Cloris Leachman is a wanted criminal.

Tom Cruise is not Leah Remini's biggest fan.

LZ7's bouncy “So Good,” as premiered by Pop Justice.

So good? So great.